Peter Pan And The SMURFS!!!!!

Guess what????? Grumpy Uncle Jack was super super super NOT grumpy the other day when I went to visit and in fact he was super super nice cause he had a PRESENT all for me!!!! Guess what it was? He downloaded TWO discs full of Smurf episodes!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love the Smurfs and I never ever ever thought that he'd give me a present like this!!! I got changed into a dry diaper and watched some of them and they were WONDERFUL!! YAY FOR THE SMURFS!!!

Also, his boyfriend Alain gave me some Easter chocolates and a stuffed animal leopard that his kids used to have but they no longer played with. He's needing to go to Mrs. Julie the stuffed animal doctor who fixed Chester cause he has two holes but he's really really really soft and cuddly though even though he's supposed to be a ferocious leopard, he's actually afraid of lots of things but it's okay cause Chester has already made friends with him and protects him from anything that scares him. I'm glad that they're friends cause EVERYONE needs a good friend to help them through fears and scary stuff and things that make you cry.


Last week I went to Chicago and friends took me to see "Peter Pan" which is one of my favoritest stories EVER!!! If you go to www.360ents.com you can see a video about the show and it shows you just how cool it was but not completely cause it is even better seeing it LIVE!!! It was in a huge tent and the scenery was projected onto the tent which made you feel like you were there, especially with the flying over London cause they flew around churches and Big Ben and under arches and past buildings and over the river and you felt like you were flying, especially one lady who at intermission said that she almost got motion sickness from it even though the seats didn't ACTUALLY move!! They all flew all over the place and it was really exciting and the pirates were only a little scary but it was funny when Captain Hook got scared by the crocodile!!

My friends Kirsten and Jon say that I'm like Peter Pan cause they say that I haven't changed how I look since our highschool yearbooks and they say that I'm like Peter Pan or Dorian Grey cause of that but that I'm like Peter Pan more cause he's always playing and is mischievous and like a kid and that's ME!! Last time I saw Kirsten and Jon we saw a play called "Dorian Grey" that one of their friends was in and Dorian wasn't nice to people at all!! He was mean and he was like Peter Pan cause he didn't ever get any older but he acted more like Captain Hook because he was cruel and hurt people and wasn't fun or nice. I like Peter Pan much better cause he gets to fly too!!! If ANY of you are in Chicago you just have to see Peter Pan!!! IT'S INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Okay, I have to go to sleeps now cause I'm seeing Daddy Denis and Uncle Jack and Jinxie and Radar and Buzz and Chester and Pinkie and Bumblebee and the Leopard (who I need to find out his name) and all the other toys and maybe Alaine too!!!! Good night and don't forget to leave comments cause they're super fun to read and Daddy Denis reads them too when he looks at my blog so write lots and lots and lots and lots of comments PLEASE!!!!

Baby visits Daddy Denis!!

I'm back in Toronto after travelling and seeing all the animals in Africa!! I was so excited to see Daddy Denis when I went over for an overnight visit the other day after getting back. He greeted me at the door with a big hug for his baby boy and changed my diaper right away. I found Jinxie right away too and gave her lots of attention too and she didn't even try to run away!! All the toys were super excited to see me. They said that they hadn't gotten to play in FOREVER and so they were very very very excited to see me too!! I got out Buzz, Radar, Bumblebee, Pinky, and Chester to watch some SMURFS during lunch.


Daddy wanted to see ALL my photos from my trip and there were lots and lots and lots and LOTS of them but he wanted to see them all and hear all the stories about my travels. Daddy Denis laughed about some of the adventures with the animals like when I played red light green light with the giraffe or when our car wouldn't start after watching the lions eating an antelope and we had to wait for help while the eight lions ate and slept, sometimes less than a meter from me!!


There was a BIG change at Daddy Denis' apartment since I went away. Grumpy Uncle Jack got a boyfriend who speaks lots of French and had never met a baby like me before but is very friendly and doesn't mind me being the little kid that we all know I am in front of him too. He's super nice and Grumpy Uncle Jack isn't as grumpy because he has someone who loves him which is wonderful!!


Before dinner Daddy Denis put me in a bubble bath with all the bath toys. The bath toys and I had tons of fun playing pirate ship in the tub!! Two of the toys that can squirt water were the cannons and the fishing rod toy was the anchor and the dinosaurs were the pirates with me as the captain and since pirates ALWAYS have a parrot I had the little rubber ducky be the parrot on my shoulder. Also, I was better than Captain Hook for he had a hook on his hand but I had a CROCODILE instead of a hook which is the bestest!! Of course, since pirates never follow rules and cause trouble while I was playing pirate Daddy Denis came in and so the water cannons went off and the pirates and me attacked with water and Daddy Denis and the washroom got all wet. Then, I realized that I might get in trouble so I hid behind the shower curtain. Thankfully the dinner timer went off and so I didn't get a spanking which is really really really really super lucky cause spankings really hurt and are not fun at all!!


Daddy Denis had a surprise for me and so he took me to see the stage show "Billy Eliot". Of course, to be sure that I wouldn't have an accident at the theatre (which would be really embarrassing) he put me in a very thick diaper with a stuffer. The musical was so much fun and there was lots of dancing and singing and I had such a great time and love the theatre especially when Daddy Denis brings me. Also, being diapered at the theatre is the bestest cause you never have to wait in line for the washroom and you get to have all the juice and water you want and you can just wet your diaper whenever and there are no worries. I think that if everyone was smart then they'd ALL wear diapers for sure!!


We got home and Uncle Jack had downloaded the super scary movie called "SCREAM" cause he heard that I hadn't seen it and so we watched it which was really really really really REALLY scary!! Even Radar, Buzz, and Chester were scared!! Daddy had to have me watch a happy Smurf episode after so that I wouldn't have nightmares from it. There are MORE movies that are after SCREAM that Uncle Jack says I have to see before SCREAM 4 which is in theatres soon. It was really scary and that was with all the lights on and Daddy Denis and all the toys to protect me. Daddy Denis put me to bed in a thick and dry watsshool


I woke up the next morning with a diaper that needed to be changed and then Daddy Denis read me a story which was really special time. I played and built a GIANT lego tower but then it was time to go. It was so very very very very big!! Then it was time to go which was sad cause it went by so fast. I spent 36 hours at Daddy Denis' place and it was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!! I can't wait to visit Daddy Denis again and again and again and again!!

Padded to see the magic voice man!!

Last week I went over to Daddy Denis' and is was for the WHOLE day and night because we were going to see Andre-Philippe Gagnon. Of course, when we went out I was padded in a thick diaper under my jeans. We went on the subway all the way to the theatre. My diaper was an abena and those are wonderful! They fit great, hold lots, and crinkle some. When I sat down at the theatre in my seat I loved hearing, very quietly, the hint of crinkling and feeling the thick padding between my legs. I'd wet a little bit already when we got there because it was a long subway ride.


Andre-Philippe Gagnon was really really really talented. He's called a master impersonator for he can imitate almost anyones voice in the whole world. Before we went, Daddy Denis had shown me a clip on youtube of him doing the song "We Are The World" and it was amazing!! He sang with so many voices. It's like there are tons of people inside of him and their voices come out of him but it's just him and he's amazing! It was a really really really really fun show.


When it was all over and time to go my diaper was rather wet because I'd wet while watching the show - two hours is a long time for a boy like me to go! Daddy Denis was hungry and so we stopped at McDonald's and he gave me a happy meal. The food at McDonald's doesn't taste really good but the toys are fun. I don't know why adults go to Mcdonald's because the ONLY reason to go there is to get the toys. It's just another thing that adults do that don't make sense. I also don't understand why adults like coffee. It tastes HORRIBLE!! Hot chocolate is SO much better!! Anyway, the toy was Megamind in his robot. You push a secret button and Megamind flies out. I had fun playing with that all the way home!


As soon as we got home, Daddy Denis drew me a bubble bath because he said that I needed to get washed up before being put in a dry diaper. I played with all my toys and then decided I didn't want my hair washed. I don't like the water in my eyes and the soap and having to keep my eyes closed and not being able to see and having to stop playing and get my hair washed. It's horrible! Daddy Denis said that I HAD to get my hair washed but I decided to be a bad boy. I filled up some toys with water and squirted Daddy Denis and got him all wet but it didn't work because he STILL washed my hair. Thankfully, Uncle Jack came home and was in such a grumpy mood that Daddy Denis forgot all about me being bad and getting him all wet and so I didn't get punished which was really good because it would have been even worse to have had my hair washed AND gotten punished!!


I played with toys and built a tower that reached way up high, even higher than I'd ever made before!! Then, it was time for bed. It was another super night!!!

-Baby Ryan

Wet Pants And Golfing Triples!

Last night I went over to Daddy Denis' house and on the way over my pants got wet........but it's not because of what you think!! It was nice out when I started, just windy but when I got half-way it started to rain lots!! I was fine though because I knew that Daddy would get me out of my wet pants and into a nice warm diaper. And I was right!! I arrived at his house and Grumpy Uncle Jack was there except he WASN'T grumpy at all!! Oh, but Daddy Denis had told me that the phone was dead because it died which sometimes happens to phones but it's not sad because the phone is going to be fixed up and be okay so it's not really dead it's just not working. I was really nice because I brought them a subsitute phone!! It has eyes and is much more colorful than their phone. Daddy said that it's a really good subsitute phone but after the old phone gets fixed he's putting it in my toy box.


After dinner Uncle Jack had the three of us play hi Wii which was lots and lots of fun. We played golf and usually I'm really really really really bad at golf in real life but in this game I won!! I got lots of triple bogeys and usually getting a triple is good but not in golf because in golf triples are worse than doubles and you actually don't want any bogeys but it's okay because even though I had then for all the holes I still won because Uncle Jack and Daddy Denis kept going in the water and out of bounds and hitting trees. In real life when I've played golf a couple times I find I do better if I aim where I don't want my ball to go because then it might go where it's supposed to go. Then we played bowling but I didn't win but it was still lots and lots of fun! I even knocked down all the pins a couple times!


Uncle Jack went to bed and I played with my train set and we watched "The Smurfs" and then Daddy used a spoon and fed me some chocolate pudding which was super delicious! And when it was time to bike home there was NO rain. Of course, when I got home I was wet but my pants hadn't gotten wet because it didn't rain!! It was a super-d-duper night with lots of fun!!

-Baby Ryan

OUCH!! Shots hurt but lollipops make them better!

Today I had to go to the travel medical clinic here in Toronto to get a bunch of shots for when I go travelling and they gave me FOUR of them!! I had to get the flu shot and polio and yellow fever and something else. I hate shots because they hurt and don't feel good and needles are scary! I was disappointed too because I thought that the yellow fever one would be really bright yellow but it wasn't at all. It was just cloudy and not a neat color.


The doctor said that before we started the shots that he had a treat. He had a big container of lollipops and he said that I could choose one!!! I didn't even have to ask or anything, he just offered. I chose a red one which was super yummy. The doctor said that having sugar when you get shots is a good thing. I think that having sugar anytime is a great thing!! And Daddy Denis told me that he has LIFESAVER ice cream for later!! YAY!!!!! Anyway, then, it was time for the mean shots. I tried to be really brave and didn't cry though I did say "OUCH!!" for three of them. He gave me a second lollipop for after and it was all done!! I love travelling to different parts of the world but getting these mean shots are not fun at all. I think that they should make the shots into candy instead so they'd be wonderful. What do you think?


Anyway, I was of course padded during my visit to the clinic and it was a good thing too because I had to pee right when the nurse called me to go get my shots and if I had to go to the washroom everyone would have had to wait or I might have lost my place or someone else might have eaten my red lollipop. Being padded is the BEST way to be!!

-Baby Ryan

Leaking While Out!!!

Tonight I went over to Daddy Denis' and had a super time. I built a fort with my foam letters and made a window so I could see my cartoons. Daddy Denis made lasagna and then I had apple pie with ice cream!! He also had saved two episodes of "The Smurfs"!!


I'm also so excited because Daddy Denis is going to see me in a play this weekend!! He's coming to see me in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" on Sunday which is super exciting because I'm playing Rocky and it will be great!! I hope that he'll be super proud of his baby boy. I'll have to practice my part so I don't forget anything!!


My diaper was only somewhat wet when it was time to go and Daddy didn't end up putting me in a new one when I left on my bicycle to go home. Of course, I had to wet while riding before I'd gotten home twice and ended up really leaking. The entire seat of my jeans were soaked and part of the legs. I'm not sure if anyone noticed as I was going along as it was dark out but there were lights on the street and a bunch of cars and people about the streets and it was really obvious if you looked that I'd leaked. I'm glad it wasn't colder out because I would have gotten chilled from leaking.


When I got home I changed into a dry diaper for bed. Time to go curl up and fall asleep!!

Day of Daddy D and Scary Monsters!!

Yesterday was a super fantastic day!!  Daddy Denis came over for lunch!!  He diapered me up and then we went and made the pizza.  It was really good!  I showed him my tigger sheets on my bed and all my stuffed animals including Big Bear (who was given to me the day I was born), Ralph (who's from Australia), Little Bear (who's very very very small but very brave), my giant Tigger, Pluto, Wolfie, Nanuk (who's a polar bear), and Eliot (who's a dragon).

We all had lunch and I showed Daddy an episode of my FAVORITE show in the whole world, "The Smurfs"!!  Can you believe that he's NEVER EVER seen it before?  I couldn't so I chose one of my most favorite ones and it's called "The Purple Smurfs" and we watched it.  I'm not sure how much he enjoyed it though and I think it's because there are lots of Smurfs and they all have different names and when he watches lots and lots more with me he'll know all of them.  I can't wait to show him every episode ever!!

After Daddy left I had lots to do and then in the evening three of my friends came over.  Their names are Chrissie, Claire, and Flora.  Claire is visiting from England and has never ever done Halloween stuff because they don't have Halloween in England.  It's my favorite holiday and so we've been showing her Halloween while she's visiting this week.  On one day we drove way out into the countryside and went to three farms with corn mazes!!  One farm had three corn mazes so we actually visited five mazes.  We got so lost in them and had tons and tons of fun!!  There was also a pyramid made out of hay bales that had tunnels and it was such a crazy time and was really dark in the center and you could find ways into the other levels and it was great!!  I also made friends with a huge goat with horns who let me pet him under his chin.  The sign said to be careful of the animals because they could bite but I talked to him first and told him that I just wanted to pet him and so he let me because I'd explained things to him first.

Anyway, Claire and Flora and Chrissie came over to my place because we were going out that night and I'd decided that it would be so much better if we all went in Halloween costumes.  Claire didn't have any and Chrissie was supposed to have been finding a costume but she didn't so she said that Claire and I could dress her in whatever we wanted.  I made Claire into a vampire and we made Chrissie into an 80's call-girl.  You see, I've never ever seen Chrissie in a dress or in make-up.  Oh, we were going to Screemers which is at the CNE (Canadian Nat'l Exhibition grounds) and they'd created SIX super scary haunted houses.  I get scared easily so I decided to go as something scary so that I could scare the monsters in the haunted houses before they scared me.  I had a REAL sailor suit and so I dressed in that and then Flora did AMAZING scary make-up that made it look like I was really really dead!  My face was pale, my eyes had red and then dark around them and it looked like I had wounds with blood coming out of it and my ears, nose, and the side of my mouth.  I was SUPER scary!!!!!  Flora couldn't come with us but she loved doing our make-up and having dinner.  

We went to Screemers and it was super scary but still fun (even though I screamed a lot).  Oh, did you know that in a real sailor suit you have THIRTEEN buttons on the front of the pants to undo if you wanted to use the bathroom.  Claire and Chrissie didn't know I was padded but I did and it was a good thing because I would have never made it through unbuttoning all those buttons, especially after being scared so much!!  There was this one maze and Claire and I were holding hands because we were really scared and we'd made Chrissie go first because she's braver and her hair was huge and so we thought that the monsters wouldn't see us through her hair.  Then, from a hole a super scary monster came at us with a really really loud chainsaw that was ON!!  Claire and I screamed and started to run backwards and tripped over a haybale and fell on the ground and I was crawling backwards and he was coming at us and then went for another person who rounded the corner Claire and I yelled "RUN!!!!!!!!!"  and Chrissie followed us and she was LAUGHING at us!!  It was a scary but fun night.  I also really liked riding the subway and street car because people wouldn't notice me at first but when they did they'd jump and then say how great I looked.  One person said "Oh my god!!  That looks great!  Umm.....it's not real, is it, because if so you need to get to the hospital.  Are you okay?"  I had such a good time with my costume, though the monsters still scared me a lot.  

When we got home Claire and I had to watch an episode of "Fraggle Rock" before bed so that we wouldn't have nightmares.  Chrissie had gone to sleep in the main room on the air mattress already and then Claire went to sleep on the futon after we watched it and I went to sleep in my room on my bed with Big Bear to protect me.  No monsters got me in the night which was good.  I love Halloween!!

Daddy D is taking me out!!!!!!!

I'm so excited!! I've over at Daddy D's and have spent the day playing and now he's taking me to see Bon Jovi in just a few minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm getting to go to a CONCERT and it's going to be so very very very much fun!! He says that before we leave he has to change me into a thick diaper and we'll have to bring a few others for when I need to change so I don't leak and have an accident because having an accident at the concert would be bad because others would notice and they might laugh and that wouldn't be fun at all. I'll write all about it here sometime later but I'm so excited because it's going to be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!

Baby Blondboy The Pirate Treasure Hunter!!

I just got back from having a super adventure this past weekend.  I went way up to a place called Tobermory with a scuba diving club that I'm part of here in Toronto.  Tobermory is way up on a penninsula with lots of islands up there and if ships want to go from Georgian Bay to Lake Huron or back and forth they have to go through the islands.  This means that lots and lots and lots of ships have had HUGE shipwrecks there and so it's called a ship graveyard!!

It's a tiny town and the whole town is all about diving.  The boats in the harbor have dive flags and the shops are all about diving and it's super neat because I love diving and so it's great.  We carpooled up and stopped along the way to grab sandwiches and have a picnic under trees.  When I got there I got to go camping in a campground that had a pond where there were lots of frogs and so I called it Frog Pond.  I got all set for diving.  You have to wear lots and lots of stuff because the water up here is SO cold.  I even had to wear a hood and gloves!

The dives are really neat because they're almost all on ships.  One, called the Niagara II is a GIGANTIC ship that is all made of steel and there is a Canadian Flag still on its bow and there are lots of decks and places to explore including the captain's deck where I used the steering wheel but even when I turned it the boat didn't move because it's already sunk.  The water at it was 41 degrees!!  Even peeing my pants only warmed me up for a few seconds down there.  Another one was the James C. King which landed on a cliff and so starts up at 25 feet but ends at 90 feet under water!  It's a wooden ship and has been under there over a hundred years which is near to FOREVER!!  It was like a rack of ribs but they'd be too big to eat these ribs and not very tasty.  

At another ship I found an anchor bigger than me and I played treasure hunter and followed the anchor chain and found a pile of chain bigger than me!!  I also made friends with a family of bass.  They followed me throughout the whole dive and came within four inches of my hand.  

While I didn't find any pirate gold or treasure I still got to play at being a pirate treasure hunter.  Thankfully no ghosts bothered me while swimming but some of it was a little spooky (especially when the sun went away and it was darker but I still had a wonderful time!!  And I got to roast marshmellows at the fire and there was The Sweet Shop in town were I had ice cream and chocolate and they had so much candy that it was hard to choose.  I want to go back to explore more ships wrecks and try more of the candy!!