Baby visits Daddy Denis!!

I'm back in Toronto after travelling and seeing all the animals in Africa!! I was so excited to see Daddy Denis when I went over for an overnight visit the other day after getting back. He greeted me at the door with a big hug for his baby boy and changed my diaper right away. I found Jinxie right away too and gave her lots of attention too and she didn't even try to run away!! All the toys were super excited to see me. They said that they hadn't gotten to play in FOREVER and so they were very very very excited to see me too!! I got out Buzz, Radar, Bumblebee, Pinky, and Chester to watch some SMURFS during lunch.


Daddy wanted to see ALL my photos from my trip and there were lots and lots and lots and LOTS of them but he wanted to see them all and hear all the stories about my travels. Daddy Denis laughed about some of the adventures with the animals like when I played red light green light with the giraffe or when our car wouldn't start after watching the lions eating an antelope and we had to wait for help while the eight lions ate and slept, sometimes less than a meter from me!!


There was a BIG change at Daddy Denis' apartment since I went away. Grumpy Uncle Jack got a boyfriend who speaks lots of French and had never met a baby like me before but is very friendly and doesn't mind me being the little kid that we all know I am in front of him too. He's super nice and Grumpy Uncle Jack isn't as grumpy because he has someone who loves him which is wonderful!!


Before dinner Daddy Denis put me in a bubble bath with all the bath toys. The bath toys and I had tons of fun playing pirate ship in the tub!! Two of the toys that can squirt water were the cannons and the fishing rod toy was the anchor and the dinosaurs were the pirates with me as the captain and since pirates ALWAYS have a parrot I had the little rubber ducky be the parrot on my shoulder. Also, I was better than Captain Hook for he had a hook on his hand but I had a CROCODILE instead of a hook which is the bestest!! Of course, since pirates never follow rules and cause trouble while I was playing pirate Daddy Denis came in and so the water cannons went off and the pirates and me attacked with water and Daddy Denis and the washroom got all wet. Then, I realized that I might get in trouble so I hid behind the shower curtain. Thankfully the dinner timer went off and so I didn't get a spanking which is really really really really super lucky cause spankings really hurt and are not fun at all!!


Daddy Denis had a surprise for me and so he took me to see the stage show "Billy Eliot". Of course, to be sure that I wouldn't have an accident at the theatre (which would be really embarrassing) he put me in a very thick diaper with a stuffer. The musical was so much fun and there was lots of dancing and singing and I had such a great time and love the theatre especially when Daddy Denis brings me. Also, being diapered at the theatre is the bestest cause you never have to wait in line for the washroom and you get to have all the juice and water you want and you can just wet your diaper whenever and there are no worries. I think that if everyone was smart then they'd ALL wear diapers for sure!!


We got home and Uncle Jack had downloaded the super scary movie called "SCREAM" cause he heard that I hadn't seen it and so we watched it which was really really really really REALLY scary!! Even Radar, Buzz, and Chester were scared!! Daddy had to have me watch a happy Smurf episode after so that I wouldn't have nightmares from it. There are MORE movies that are after SCREAM that Uncle Jack says I have to see before SCREAM 4 which is in theatres soon. It was really scary and that was with all the lights on and Daddy Denis and all the toys to protect me. Daddy Denis put me to bed in a thick and dry watsshool


I woke up the next morning with a diaper that needed to be changed and then Daddy Denis read me a story which was really special time. I played and built a GIANT lego tower but then it was time to go. It was so very very very very big!! Then it was time to go which was sad cause it went by so fast. I spent 36 hours at Daddy Denis' place and it was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!! I can't wait to visit Daddy Denis again and again and again and again!!

Padded to see the magic voice man!!

Last week I went over to Daddy Denis' and is was for the WHOLE day and night because we were going to see Andre-Philippe Gagnon. Of course, when we went out I was padded in a thick diaper under my jeans. We went on the subway all the way to the theatre. My diaper was an abena and those are wonderful! They fit great, hold lots, and crinkle some. When I sat down at the theatre in my seat I loved hearing, very quietly, the hint of crinkling and feeling the thick padding between my legs. I'd wet a little bit already when we got there because it was a long subway ride.


Andre-Philippe Gagnon was really really really talented. He's called a master impersonator for he can imitate almost anyones voice in the whole world. Before we went, Daddy Denis had shown me a clip on youtube of him doing the song "We Are The World" and it was amazing!! He sang with so many voices. It's like there are tons of people inside of him and their voices come out of him but it's just him and he's amazing! It was a really really really really fun show.


When it was all over and time to go my diaper was rather wet because I'd wet while watching the show - two hours is a long time for a boy like me to go! Daddy Denis was hungry and so we stopped at McDonald's and he gave me a happy meal. The food at McDonald's doesn't taste really good but the toys are fun. I don't know why adults go to Mcdonald's because the ONLY reason to go there is to get the toys. It's just another thing that adults do that don't make sense. I also don't understand why adults like coffee. It tastes HORRIBLE!! Hot chocolate is SO much better!! Anyway, the toy was Megamind in his robot. You push a secret button and Megamind flies out. I had fun playing with that all the way home!


As soon as we got home, Daddy Denis drew me a bubble bath because he said that I needed to get washed up before being put in a dry diaper. I played with all my toys and then decided I didn't want my hair washed. I don't like the water in my eyes and the soap and having to keep my eyes closed and not being able to see and having to stop playing and get my hair washed. It's horrible! Daddy Denis said that I HAD to get my hair washed but I decided to be a bad boy. I filled up some toys with water and squirted Daddy Denis and got him all wet but it didn't work because he STILL washed my hair. Thankfully, Uncle Jack came home and was in such a grumpy mood that Daddy Denis forgot all about me being bad and getting him all wet and so I didn't get punished which was really good because it would have been even worse to have had my hair washed AND gotten punished!!


I played with toys and built a tower that reached way up high, even higher than I'd ever made before!! Then, it was time for bed. It was another super night!!!

-Baby Ryan

Bathtub Umbrella!!!

Monday night I had a super wonderful time at Daddy Denis'. I went over on my bike and we had delicious food that he cut up for me so that I wouldn't get hurt by a sharp knife. He told me all about how much he liked the play that I was in and how proud he was and what a good job he thought I did and made me feel really special. I was so happy to have him there because it was my first play ever that he's seen and it's great that he liked is so very very very very much!!


Then, it was time to get me out of the wet diaper and into a bath. Daddy put in all my bath toys and tons of bubbles and didn't make it too hot so it was perfect!! I made a tower with the foam bath blocks that went super high and had fun playing with all of the toys. They all have their own names like Stretch, Fred, Alphonse, Ti, Jack, Al, Purple Nose, Tigger, and many many others but Daddy says that he can't remember all their names which is okay because I remember them so that's fine.


I really don't like when Daddy Denis washes my hair because the soap gets in my eyes and water in my mouth and nose and I can't see and it's horrible!! He joked that I should have an umbrella. I squeeled YES and after asking and asking and begging and begging and pleading and pleading he got one and I turned on the shower and his under the umbrella!! It was like it was raining but it wasn't because it was just the shower and I wasn't getting wet but I already was because I was sitting in the tub. It was tons and tons of fun!! Then, I turned it upside down so it was a shallow pool for the toys because the tub is too deep for some of them and played with it like that. I laughed and Daddy Denis said that it looked so silly and took lots of photos.

It was a really really good night and Daddy Denis and I got to spend it there without Grumpy Uncle Jack (even though he's actually nice when he's not grumpy but it was nice to be able to spend time just with Daddy and not have to share him with Jack and so he got to talk to me and say things that he might not have talked about if Jack was there).


Anyway, I have to go to sleep now that I'm in a dry diaper. When I asked him, Daddy Denis said that lots of people probably read my blog but just don't think about leaving comments. He suggested that I tell people that I like to hear from them and maybe they'll leave comments to say what they think and that they read it so that's what I'm doing. I hope you're having a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious night and leave a comment sometime because it's nice.


-Baby Ryan

Day at Daddy D's!!

Today I biked way across the city to Daddy D's apartment.  Grumpy Uncle Jack who also lives there was out of town so it was only Daddy D and Jinxy the cat.  As soon as I arrived Daddy D put my into a nice thick diaper and had my bottle with juice and pizza.  I wore only a diaper because it was SO hot today!!  Also, I like just wearing a diaper and Daddy D says it's good to see it and because it's easier to see when I need to be changed.  

His favorite show is MASH and since I'd never ever seen an episode he's showing it to me from the beginning since Grumpy Uncle Jack gave him all of them.  Even though it's about a war it's not scary because you don't see any fighting, only funny doctors. 

After lunch I played with my big legos.  They're big legos since the little ones are too small and little boys like me can break those and accidentally swallow them which isn't good.  I made a dinosaur out of them.  The dinosaur was about a foot and a half tall that I made today out of all the blocks.  We're slowly getting more of them because sometimes Value Village has some for super cheap.  Someday I want to have enough to build a dinosaur as big as me!!!

We also played a computer game called "Sorry!" which is really fun.  It's the same as the board game except the game pieces are really fun because they talk and when you move them they so silly things like turning into a balloon and flying to the new space or is you land on Daddy D's piece it squishes it and sends it back to start!!  We kept on squashing each other so the game lasted really long.  Daddy D one by only one space so it was a super close game.  He said it was good that it did end since I really needed a change.

Instead of putting me in a new diaper he put me in a bubble bath with all my toys.  I played in there with all of them.  They all have names like Stretch, Spike, Georgina, Lucy, Alphonse (he's a frog and frogs ALWAYS have French names), Ti (a tiny frog who's full name is Petit but I call him Ti for short), Fred, Bob, Dino, Al, Purplenose, and Jack but Daddy D doesn't remember their names.  I even made the foam blocks stick onto the wall and made the bath into a time machine and so I went back to the Dinosaurs and explored but we had to run away because the grumpy sharp tooth ones were coming and we rushed too much so we pushed the wrong buttons and ended up in Africa.  Daddy D took photos while I was playing.  Then Daddy said it was time to get washed up but all the toys didn't want to get out so they jumped back into the water with me.  Then Daddy D said that if they didn't get out that dinner would burn so everything started jumping out of the tub in excitement and Daddy D got all soaked by them.  I got in trouble but I don't think it was fair because he scared the toys and they just didn't want there to be a fire.

He diapered me in another thick one and then we had dinner.  I played with Jinxy who is very shy but secretly likes me and then it was time to go home.  It was a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day at Daddy D's house!!