Baby visits Daddy Denis!!

I'm back in Toronto after travelling and seeing all the animals in Africa!! I was so excited to see Daddy Denis when I went over for an overnight visit the other day after getting back. He greeted me at the door with a big hug for his baby boy and changed my diaper right away. I found Jinxie right away too and gave her lots of attention too and she didn't even try to run away!! All the toys were super excited to see me. They said that they hadn't gotten to play in FOREVER and so they were very very very excited to see me too!! I got out Buzz, Radar, Bumblebee, Pinky, and Chester to watch some SMURFS during lunch.


Daddy wanted to see ALL my photos from my trip and there were lots and lots and lots and LOTS of them but he wanted to see them all and hear all the stories about my travels. Daddy Denis laughed about some of the adventures with the animals like when I played red light green light with the giraffe or when our car wouldn't start after watching the lions eating an antelope and we had to wait for help while the eight lions ate and slept, sometimes less than a meter from me!!


There was a BIG change at Daddy Denis' apartment since I went away. Grumpy Uncle Jack got a boyfriend who speaks lots of French and had never met a baby like me before but is very friendly and doesn't mind me being the little kid that we all know I am in front of him too. He's super nice and Grumpy Uncle Jack isn't as grumpy because he has someone who loves him which is wonderful!!


Before dinner Daddy Denis put me in a bubble bath with all the bath toys. The bath toys and I had tons of fun playing pirate ship in the tub!! Two of the toys that can squirt water were the cannons and the fishing rod toy was the anchor and the dinosaurs were the pirates with me as the captain and since pirates ALWAYS have a parrot I had the little rubber ducky be the parrot on my shoulder. Also, I was better than Captain Hook for he had a hook on his hand but I had a CROCODILE instead of a hook which is the bestest!! Of course, since pirates never follow rules and cause trouble while I was playing pirate Daddy Denis came in and so the water cannons went off and the pirates and me attacked with water and Daddy Denis and the washroom got all wet. Then, I realized that I might get in trouble so I hid behind the shower curtain. Thankfully the dinner timer went off and so I didn't get a spanking which is really really really really super lucky cause spankings really hurt and are not fun at all!!


Daddy Denis had a surprise for me and so he took me to see the stage show "Billy Eliot". Of course, to be sure that I wouldn't have an accident at the theatre (which would be really embarrassing) he put me in a very thick diaper with a stuffer. The musical was so much fun and there was lots of dancing and singing and I had such a great time and love the theatre especially when Daddy Denis brings me. Also, being diapered at the theatre is the bestest cause you never have to wait in line for the washroom and you get to have all the juice and water you want and you can just wet your diaper whenever and there are no worries. I think that if everyone was smart then they'd ALL wear diapers for sure!!


We got home and Uncle Jack had downloaded the super scary movie called "SCREAM" cause he heard that I hadn't seen it and so we watched it which was really really really really REALLY scary!! Even Radar, Buzz, and Chester were scared!! Daddy had to have me watch a happy Smurf episode after so that I wouldn't have nightmares from it. There are MORE movies that are after SCREAM that Uncle Jack says I have to see before SCREAM 4 which is in theatres soon. It was really scary and that was with all the lights on and Daddy Denis and all the toys to protect me. Daddy Denis put me to bed in a thick and dry watsshool


I woke up the next morning with a diaper that needed to be changed and then Daddy Denis read me a story which was really special time. I played and built a GIANT lego tower but then it was time to go. It was so very very very very big!! Then it was time to go which was sad cause it went by so fast. I spent 36 hours at Daddy Denis' place and it was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!! I can't wait to visit Daddy Denis again and again and again and again!!

Padded to see the magic voice man!!

Last week I went over to Daddy Denis' and is was for the WHOLE day and night because we were going to see Andre-Philippe Gagnon. Of course, when we went out I was padded in a thick diaper under my jeans. We went on the subway all the way to the theatre. My diaper was an abena and those are wonderful! They fit great, hold lots, and crinkle some. When I sat down at the theatre in my seat I loved hearing, very quietly, the hint of crinkling and feeling the thick padding between my legs. I'd wet a little bit already when we got there because it was a long subway ride.


Andre-Philippe Gagnon was really really really talented. He's called a master impersonator for he can imitate almost anyones voice in the whole world. Before we went, Daddy Denis had shown me a clip on youtube of him doing the song "We Are The World" and it was amazing!! He sang with so many voices. It's like there are tons of people inside of him and their voices come out of him but it's just him and he's amazing! It was a really really really really fun show.


When it was all over and time to go my diaper was rather wet because I'd wet while watching the show - two hours is a long time for a boy like me to go! Daddy Denis was hungry and so we stopped at McDonald's and he gave me a happy meal. The food at McDonald's doesn't taste really good but the toys are fun. I don't know why adults go to Mcdonald's because the ONLY reason to go there is to get the toys. It's just another thing that adults do that don't make sense. I also don't understand why adults like coffee. It tastes HORRIBLE!! Hot chocolate is SO much better!! Anyway, the toy was Megamind in his robot. You push a secret button and Megamind flies out. I had fun playing with that all the way home!


As soon as we got home, Daddy Denis drew me a bubble bath because he said that I needed to get washed up before being put in a dry diaper. I played with all my toys and then decided I didn't want my hair washed. I don't like the water in my eyes and the soap and having to keep my eyes closed and not being able to see and having to stop playing and get my hair washed. It's horrible! Daddy Denis said that I HAD to get my hair washed but I decided to be a bad boy. I filled up some toys with water and squirted Daddy Denis and got him all wet but it didn't work because he STILL washed my hair. Thankfully, Uncle Jack came home and was in such a grumpy mood that Daddy Denis forgot all about me being bad and getting him all wet and so I didn't get punished which was really good because it would have been even worse to have had my hair washed AND gotten punished!!


I played with toys and built a tower that reached way up high, even higher than I'd ever made before!! Then, it was time for bed. It was another super night!!!

-Baby Ryan

Scary Dinosaur Nightmare!!

I just woke up from a nightmare!! It was super scary and about being chased by scary dinosaurs. It was the same nightmare that I had for many many times for the months after I'd first seen Jurassic Park when I was very little. I wasn't supposed to see it but I loved dinosaurs so much and so I wanted to see it. When I was over at my friend's house, Christopher Mitchel, he had the movie and even though I knew I wasn't supposed to watch it, we watched it and it was really beautiful with the HUGE dinosaurs and I so wanted to be up in the tree feeding the brachiasaurus leaves but then when the mean and scary velociraptors attacked and ate people and there were screams and blood and all that it was SO scary. I really really really got scared when the blond lady Ellie Sattler goes looking for the guy and an arm grabs her shoulder but it's not attacked to him and it actually a stump and it was so scary because my friend Christopher grabbed my shoulder at the same time and made me scream and I actually had a little accident when he did that and wet my pants a little. I remember being super embarrassed.


Anyway, I had nightmares about the mean dinosaurs and that they were in the basement where Dad's work bench were because the furnace was there too and it would sometimes make really scary sounds like the dinosaurs. I had nightmares that the velociraptors were coming up from dad's work bench room and going to get me. When I would wake up from that nightmare I would hide under my bed with Big Bear and a few other stuffed animals but always Big Bear because he was the bravest. You see, Big Bear is the oldest of all of them because he was given to me on the day I was born and has always been with me.

So tonight I had the nightmare about the scary velociraptor dinosaurs and woke up shaking with my heart going like a million miles fast. Now I have on the lights and am with Big Bear. I think that it was the cats outside my window fighting that made the sounds that made me have the nightmare about the scary mean horrible dinosaurs. They've stopped but it was still a very scary nightmare!! I hate nightmares because they're not fun and they scare me and I don't want them!!

I have to get more sleep because I'm going over to Daddy D's house in the morning and we're going to the movies and I can't be tired for that. Big Bear told me he's going to keep watch while I sleep. Ralph, my other bear said he'd cuddle with me while Big Bear kept a look-out. (It's also because he's scared of the scary dinosaurs but he won't admit it!)

Bowling with Grumpy Uncle Jack and Daddy!!

The other night I went over to Daddy Denis' house and guess what? You know how he lives with Grumpy Uncle Jack who is nice deep down but is kind of like Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street. He acts grumpy but is a nice uncle. Anyway, he was in a super good mood and so after a pizza dinner and watching some TV, he asked if I wanted to play his Wii and do bowling. I'd never done that before and so Daddy and I said sure.


Uncle Jack made me into a real cartoon on his screen!!! He gave them my blond hair and my eyes and my nose and everything!! I'd never been a cartoon character before. He just couldn't change the clothes so Cartoon Baby Ryan wasn't dressed like me. Since it was really really hot out I was only in a diaper and pacifier. Did you know that when I have the white control thing in my hand that my person does whatever I do? It was really super cool!!

When I'm not a cartoon character I'm not really very good at bowling at all. The first time I tried it I got 11 for the WHOLE entire game!! I've gotten close but never over 100. When I'm a cartoon character, I'm good at bowling!! I never ever even had a SINGLE ball go in the gutter!!! We all played lots and it was tons of fun!! I got some spared and even a few strikes. Strikes in bowling aren't like baseball because you want to get strikes in bowling but you don't want them in baseball. Sports words can be so confusing!!


Uncle Jack then said it was time for him to go to bed because he worked in the morning. Daddy changed me into a dry diaper because it had gotten very wet while bowling. Then Daddy made some popcorn and we watched Toy Story I. Uncle Jack had copied Toy Story I and II from his computer to a DVD. I'm going to have to call him Happy Uncle Jack instead of Grumpy Uncle Jack if he isn't grumpy anymore. Daddy fell asleep during Toy Story I because I don't think that it was his favorite movie but it was fine because I had all my toys and I loved the movie. Jinxy watched it with me too.


Well, I have to go have lunch now. I will write again another time. Don't forget to comment after reading this!!


-Blondboy