Peter Pan And The SMURFS!!!!!

Guess what????? Grumpy Uncle Jack was super super super NOT grumpy the other day when I went to visit and in fact he was super super nice cause he had a PRESENT all for me!!!! Guess what it was? He downloaded TWO discs full of Smurf episodes!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love the Smurfs and I never ever ever thought that he'd give me a present like this!!! I got changed into a dry diaper and watched some of them and they were WONDERFUL!! YAY FOR THE SMURFS!!!

Also, his boyfriend Alain gave me some Easter chocolates and a stuffed animal leopard that his kids used to have but they no longer played with. He's needing to go to Mrs. Julie the stuffed animal doctor who fixed Chester cause he has two holes but he's really really really soft and cuddly though even though he's supposed to be a ferocious leopard, he's actually afraid of lots of things but it's okay cause Chester has already made friends with him and protects him from anything that scares him. I'm glad that they're friends cause EVERYONE needs a good friend to help them through fears and scary stuff and things that make you cry.


Last week I went to Chicago and friends took me to see "Peter Pan" which is one of my favoritest stories EVER!!! If you go to www.360ents.com you can see a video about the show and it shows you just how cool it was but not completely cause it is even better seeing it LIVE!!! It was in a huge tent and the scenery was projected onto the tent which made you feel like you were there, especially with the flying over London cause they flew around churches and Big Ben and under arches and past buildings and over the river and you felt like you were flying, especially one lady who at intermission said that she almost got motion sickness from it even though the seats didn't ACTUALLY move!! They all flew all over the place and it was really exciting and the pirates were only a little scary but it was funny when Captain Hook got scared by the crocodile!!

My friends Kirsten and Jon say that I'm like Peter Pan cause they say that I haven't changed how I look since our highschool yearbooks and they say that I'm like Peter Pan or Dorian Grey cause of that but that I'm like Peter Pan more cause he's always playing and is mischievous and like a kid and that's ME!! Last time I saw Kirsten and Jon we saw a play called "Dorian Grey" that one of their friends was in and Dorian wasn't nice to people at all!! He was mean and he was like Peter Pan cause he didn't ever get any older but he acted more like Captain Hook because he was cruel and hurt people and wasn't fun or nice. I like Peter Pan much better cause he gets to fly too!!! If ANY of you are in Chicago you just have to see Peter Pan!!! IT'S INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Okay, I have to go to sleeps now cause I'm seeing Daddy Denis and Uncle Jack and Jinxie and Radar and Buzz and Chester and Pinkie and Bumblebee and the Leopard (who I need to find out his name) and all the other toys and maybe Alaine too!!!! Good night and don't forget to leave comments cause they're super fun to read and Daddy Denis reads them too when he looks at my blog so write lots and lots and lots and lots of comments PLEASE!!!!

My Very First Toronto Littles' Play Date!!!!

In April I went to my very first Toronto Littles' Play Date. My friend, Dumpling, had told me about it and so I joined Fetlife and found the group and talked with Seven to find out where the playdate was happening. It was a ways away from my place so I got padded, grabbed my ipod with lots of Disney songs on it, and hopped on my bicycle for the 20 kilometer ride to there. Along the way I picked up a bag of oreos too since when you meet new people it's good to bring something that they'll like. Dumpling wasn't going so I didn't think I'd know anyone there but I always love meeting new friends.


I finally made it and locked up my bike and found the right door. I was greeted by a little barking ball of fur! S**** has a really nice and silly dog. Simba, my stuffed animal from Disney, wanted to play but the dog wasn't too sure of him. I got on my carebear shortalls and met everyone there and got a surprise. A friend that I met from the last munch was there and at the munch she had a stuffed green dragon. Of course, she called it an evil creature but he was cuddly and nice to me. Anyway, there were lots of new people to meet and make friends with and LOTS of delicious snacks including the cupcakes that Seven made. The bestest part about the cupcakes was that there were TONS and TONS of icing and candies to decorate them with. I had lots of fun decorating and everyone liked how I made them.


Then, we had bubbles so we went into the backyard and had lots of fun making bubbles and dancing about and popping them!! Even the dog had fun popping the bubbles. The group was about half boys and half girls and everyone got along and were lots of fun. One person even had driven all the way from Montreal and was going to drive all the way home that night. That made me feel that my long bike ride wasn't THAT long!


J**** is a new friend who I met at the play date and he'd brought lots of sugar packages and so the three of us had lots of sugar and got really energetic and had fun bouncing and being silly! Then, when we got tired it was time for a movie and coloring books. We watched Despicable Me but I fell asleep while sucking on my pacifier cause I'd had a big day. Before leaving, Seven gave me some Easter playdough and some eggs filled with candies. Then, I changed my wet diaper into a dry one before biking home listening to more Disney songs. I had a super-fun time at the Toronto Littles' Play Date and definitely want to go to many more of them and see all my new friends again and meet more for sure!!

The night I made a ROBOT that Talked!!!!!!

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I am back in Toronto and the weather is so COLD!! It's a good thing that my diapers are thick otherwise I'd freeze. It SNOWED yesterday and it was super cold and it snowed and sleeted and slushed and hailed and was crazy. I heard that there is this thing called global warming which sounds good to me cause that means that it would be warm here and then maybe Mickey Mouse will move Disneyworld to Toronto which would be super-exciting but with it being so cold I don't think that it's going to happen soon.


Over the weekend I had tons of fun!! On Saturday I went to the munch here in Toronto. The munch is where many ABDL's come to a pub and we all get together and meet and have a great time and lots of the time everyone goes to someone's house after food which is fun! I was a little late to the munch but that was okay cause no one had gotten food yet and we had a bunch of tables put all together. I had sweet potato fries which are WONDERFUL cause they are bright orange and they are sweet which is like dessert and they're fun to eat. There were lots of new people there including one person who wore a special shirt with sparkly stars on it and I like things that sparkle cause they're neat to see!


After, Ricky invited us to his place and his place is always so much fun. Did you know that his bed is a RACE CAR?? It's super neat!! His Daddy was there but was feeling super tired so he talked to me for a while and then went to bed but the exciting thing is that they invited me to visit them at the farm sometime on a weekend which will be wonderful cause one of my favorite things is building forts and building them outside is even better!! And his Daddy said that costumes are very recommended so I have to figure out which ones to wear!!! Peter Pan? Robin Hood? Diapered Egyptian Pharaoh? A different one? What do you think I should dress as for a costume???? Let me know what you think!!!!!


Partway through the evening some of us built a GIANT tower that actually touched the CEILING!! Of course, it was tons of fun to build but even MORE fun for me to knock down and have it make a gigantic CRASH!!!! Then, my good friend Dumpling and I were playing and we came up with the idea of building him roller skates and then I kept building them more and more around him until the blocks were up his whole leg and then his diaper and then stomach and then chest and he was my ROBOT!! I made a robot and he talked and laughed and I've always wanted a robot!! Of course, it wasn't a real robot since it was Dumpling inside the robot blocks and he just looked like a robot but it was wonderful to make it and PRETEND that he was a robot. OF course, eventually after it was up to his head and we took pictures and everyone came in to see we had to let him out of being a robot cause if he'd stayed a robot forever he couldn't have gotten his diaper changed which would have been a huge problem cause it would have eventually leaked and made the blocks smelly and that would have been sad.


It was a super-wonderful and amazing night and I can't wait for the next brunch!!! I don't want it to be NEXT MONTH!! Tell it to come NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby visits Daddy Denis!!

I'm back in Toronto after travelling and seeing all the animals in Africa!! I was so excited to see Daddy Denis when I went over for an overnight visit the other day after getting back. He greeted me at the door with a big hug for his baby boy and changed my diaper right away. I found Jinxie right away too and gave her lots of attention too and she didn't even try to run away!! All the toys were super excited to see me. They said that they hadn't gotten to play in FOREVER and so they were very very very excited to see me too!! I got out Buzz, Radar, Bumblebee, Pinky, and Chester to watch some SMURFS during lunch.


Daddy wanted to see ALL my photos from my trip and there were lots and lots and lots and LOTS of them but he wanted to see them all and hear all the stories about my travels. Daddy Denis laughed about some of the adventures with the animals like when I played red light green light with the giraffe or when our car wouldn't start after watching the lions eating an antelope and we had to wait for help while the eight lions ate and slept, sometimes less than a meter from me!!


There was a BIG change at Daddy Denis' apartment since I went away. Grumpy Uncle Jack got a boyfriend who speaks lots of French and had never met a baby like me before but is very friendly and doesn't mind me being the little kid that we all know I am in front of him too. He's super nice and Grumpy Uncle Jack isn't as grumpy because he has someone who loves him which is wonderful!!


Before dinner Daddy Denis put me in a bubble bath with all the bath toys. The bath toys and I had tons of fun playing pirate ship in the tub!! Two of the toys that can squirt water were the cannons and the fishing rod toy was the anchor and the dinosaurs were the pirates with me as the captain and since pirates ALWAYS have a parrot I had the little rubber ducky be the parrot on my shoulder. Also, I was better than Captain Hook for he had a hook on his hand but I had a CROCODILE instead of a hook which is the bestest!! Of course, since pirates never follow rules and cause trouble while I was playing pirate Daddy Denis came in and so the water cannons went off and the pirates and me attacked with water and Daddy Denis and the washroom got all wet. Then, I realized that I might get in trouble so I hid behind the shower curtain. Thankfully the dinner timer went off and so I didn't get a spanking which is really really really really super lucky cause spankings really hurt and are not fun at all!!


Daddy Denis had a surprise for me and so he took me to see the stage show "Billy Eliot". Of course, to be sure that I wouldn't have an accident at the theatre (which would be really embarrassing) he put me in a very thick diaper with a stuffer. The musical was so much fun and there was lots of dancing and singing and I had such a great time and love the theatre especially when Daddy Denis brings me. Also, being diapered at the theatre is the bestest cause you never have to wait in line for the washroom and you get to have all the juice and water you want and you can just wet your diaper whenever and there are no worries. I think that if everyone was smart then they'd ALL wear diapers for sure!!


We got home and Uncle Jack had downloaded the super scary movie called "SCREAM" cause he heard that I hadn't seen it and so we watched it which was really really really really REALLY scary!! Even Radar, Buzz, and Chester were scared!! Daddy had to have me watch a happy Smurf episode after so that I wouldn't have nightmares from it. There are MORE movies that are after SCREAM that Uncle Jack says I have to see before SCREAM 4 which is in theatres soon. It was really scary and that was with all the lights on and Daddy Denis and all the toys to protect me. Daddy Denis put me to bed in a thick and dry watsshool


I woke up the next morning with a diaper that needed to be changed and then Daddy Denis read me a story which was really special time. I played and built a GIANT lego tower but then it was time to go. It was so very very very very big!! Then it was time to go which was sad cause it went by so fast. I spent 36 hours at Daddy Denis' place and it was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!! I can't wait to visit Daddy Denis again and again and again and again!!

Disney Games at Daddy's!!

Two yesterdays ago I went to visit Daddy Denis and Grumpy Uncle Jack for the whole day. I arrived at lunch time and had to be really really quiet because Uncle Jack was asleep. Daddy changed my diapers put me in one of my favorite onesies, the one that's blue and has whales and dolphins on it!! I love water and swimming and playing with the animals and fish and that's why I love this onesie! Of course, blue is my favoritest color ever so that is great too!!


Anyway, I'd brought a game that's called "Disney Scene-It" and I'd never ever ever played it before and neither had Uncle Jack or Daddy Denis and so I was very very very excited to play it. The game didn't have any pieces to mark where you were so I had brought three Smurfs for us. I used Baby Smurf who was hugging a bear that looks just like Radar, Daddy Denis used the baseball Smurf because he LOVES baseball and Uncle Jack used Grumpy Smurf because he is grumpy sometimes but not that night which was good!! I'd put all my Disney character toys on the table too so they could watch and the toys liked that a lot because it made them feel special.


In the game you have to answer questions about Disney films and there is a DVD in the TV that sometimes you have to use and it will show you pictures and scenes and ask you questions on there. Lots of the movies I'd seen but there were some Disney films that I'd never heard about in my whole life!! Daddy Denis and Uncle Jack said that I'm the Disney expert because I won BOTH of the times we played. Everyone had lots of fun and it was a great time! I want to play it again and again and again and again and again!!!


Tomorrow I'm going over to Daddy Denis' house at dinner time and I have a surprise for him but I'm not going to say what it is on here because he'll look and read and then he'll know what it is and then it won't be a surprise at all which would be sad. I'll write and tell you all what it is AFTER I give it to him cause he's going to really like it and think it's super special cause it's really thoughtful and perfect!! I'm all padded and am off to bed cause I'm sleepy and have a busy day tomorrow with lots and lots to do!! Night!!!!

Padded to see the magic voice man!!

Last week I went over to Daddy Denis' and is was for the WHOLE day and night because we were going to see Andre-Philippe Gagnon. Of course, when we went out I was padded in a thick diaper under my jeans. We went on the subway all the way to the theatre. My diaper was an abena and those are wonderful! They fit great, hold lots, and crinkle some. When I sat down at the theatre in my seat I loved hearing, very quietly, the hint of crinkling and feeling the thick padding between my legs. I'd wet a little bit already when we got there because it was a long subway ride.


Andre-Philippe Gagnon was really really really talented. He's called a master impersonator for he can imitate almost anyones voice in the whole world. Before we went, Daddy Denis had shown me a clip on youtube of him doing the song "We Are The World" and it was amazing!! He sang with so many voices. It's like there are tons of people inside of him and their voices come out of him but it's just him and he's amazing! It was a really really really really fun show.


When it was all over and time to go my diaper was rather wet because I'd wet while watching the show - two hours is a long time for a boy like me to go! Daddy Denis was hungry and so we stopped at McDonald's and he gave me a happy meal. The food at McDonald's doesn't taste really good but the toys are fun. I don't know why adults go to Mcdonald's because the ONLY reason to go there is to get the toys. It's just another thing that adults do that don't make sense. I also don't understand why adults like coffee. It tastes HORRIBLE!! Hot chocolate is SO much better!! Anyway, the toy was Megamind in his robot. You push a secret button and Megamind flies out. I had fun playing with that all the way home!


As soon as we got home, Daddy Denis drew me a bubble bath because he said that I needed to get washed up before being put in a dry diaper. I played with all my toys and then decided I didn't want my hair washed. I don't like the water in my eyes and the soap and having to keep my eyes closed and not being able to see and having to stop playing and get my hair washed. It's horrible! Daddy Denis said that I HAD to get my hair washed but I decided to be a bad boy. I filled up some toys with water and squirted Daddy Denis and got him all wet but it didn't work because he STILL washed my hair. Thankfully, Uncle Jack came home and was in such a grumpy mood that Daddy Denis forgot all about me being bad and getting him all wet and so I didn't get punished which was really good because it would have been even worse to have had my hair washed AND gotten punished!!


I played with toys and built a tower that reached way up high, even higher than I'd ever made before!! Then, it was time for bed. It was another super night!!!

-Baby Ryan

Wet Pants And Golfing Triples!

Last night I went over to Daddy Denis' house and on the way over my pants got wet........but it's not because of what you think!! It was nice out when I started, just windy but when I got half-way it started to rain lots!! I was fine though because I knew that Daddy would get me out of my wet pants and into a nice warm diaper. And I was right!! I arrived at his house and Grumpy Uncle Jack was there except he WASN'T grumpy at all!! Oh, but Daddy Denis had told me that the phone was dead because it died which sometimes happens to phones but it's not sad because the phone is going to be fixed up and be okay so it's not really dead it's just not working. I was really nice because I brought them a subsitute phone!! It has eyes and is much more colorful than their phone. Daddy said that it's a really good subsitute phone but after the old phone gets fixed he's putting it in my toy box.


After dinner Uncle Jack had the three of us play hi Wii which was lots and lots of fun. We played golf and usually I'm really really really really bad at golf in real life but in this game I won!! I got lots of triple bogeys and usually getting a triple is good but not in golf because in golf triples are worse than doubles and you actually don't want any bogeys but it's okay because even though I had then for all the holes I still won because Uncle Jack and Daddy Denis kept going in the water and out of bounds and hitting trees. In real life when I've played golf a couple times I find I do better if I aim where I don't want my ball to go because then it might go where it's supposed to go. Then we played bowling but I didn't win but it was still lots and lots of fun! I even knocked down all the pins a couple times!


Uncle Jack went to bed and I played with my train set and we watched "The Smurfs" and then Daddy used a spoon and fed me some chocolate pudding which was super delicious! And when it was time to bike home there was NO rain. Of course, when I got home I was wet but my pants hadn't gotten wet because it didn't rain!! It was a super-d-duper night with lots of fun!!

-Baby Ryan

OUCH!! Shots hurt but lollipops make them better!

Today I had to go to the travel medical clinic here in Toronto to get a bunch of shots for when I go travelling and they gave me FOUR of them!! I had to get the flu shot and polio and yellow fever and something else. I hate shots because they hurt and don't feel good and needles are scary! I was disappointed too because I thought that the yellow fever one would be really bright yellow but it wasn't at all. It was just cloudy and not a neat color.


The doctor said that before we started the shots that he had a treat. He had a big container of lollipops and he said that I could choose one!!! I didn't even have to ask or anything, he just offered. I chose a red one which was super yummy. The doctor said that having sugar when you get shots is a good thing. I think that having sugar anytime is a great thing!! And Daddy Denis told me that he has LIFESAVER ice cream for later!! YAY!!!!! Anyway, then, it was time for the mean shots. I tried to be really brave and didn't cry though I did say "OUCH!!" for three of them. He gave me a second lollipop for after and it was all done!! I love travelling to different parts of the world but getting these mean shots are not fun at all. I think that they should make the shots into candy instead so they'd be wonderful. What do you think?


Anyway, I was of course padded during my visit to the clinic and it was a good thing too because I had to pee right when the nurse called me to go get my shots and if I had to go to the washroom everyone would have had to wait or I might have lost my place or someone else might have eaten my red lollipop. Being padded is the BEST way to be!!

-Baby Ryan

Bathtub Umbrella!!!

Monday night I had a super wonderful time at Daddy Denis'. I went over on my bike and we had delicious food that he cut up for me so that I wouldn't get hurt by a sharp knife. He told me all about how much he liked the play that I was in and how proud he was and what a good job he thought I did and made me feel really special. I was so happy to have him there because it was my first play ever that he's seen and it's great that he liked is so very very very very much!!


Then, it was time to get me out of the wet diaper and into a bath. Daddy put in all my bath toys and tons of bubbles and didn't make it too hot so it was perfect!! I made a tower with the foam bath blocks that went super high and had fun playing with all of the toys. They all have their own names like Stretch, Fred, Alphonse, Ti, Jack, Al, Purple Nose, Tigger, and many many others but Daddy says that he can't remember all their names which is okay because I remember them so that's fine.


I really don't like when Daddy Denis washes my hair because the soap gets in my eyes and water in my mouth and nose and I can't see and it's horrible!! He joked that I should have an umbrella. I squeeled YES and after asking and asking and begging and begging and pleading and pleading he got one and I turned on the shower and his under the umbrella!! It was like it was raining but it wasn't because it was just the shower and I wasn't getting wet but I already was because I was sitting in the tub. It was tons and tons of fun!! Then, I turned it upside down so it was a shallow pool for the toys because the tub is too deep for some of them and played with it like that. I laughed and Daddy Denis said that it looked so silly and took lots of photos.

It was a really really good night and Daddy Denis and I got to spend it there without Grumpy Uncle Jack (even though he's actually nice when he's not grumpy but it was nice to be able to spend time just with Daddy and not have to share him with Jack and so he got to talk to me and say things that he might not have talked about if Jack was there).


Anyway, I have to go to sleep now that I'm in a dry diaper. When I asked him, Daddy Denis said that lots of people probably read my blog but just don't think about leaving comments. He suggested that I tell people that I like to hear from them and maybe they'll leave comments to say what they think and that they read it so that's what I'm doing. I hope you're having a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious night and leave a comment sometime because it's nice.


-Baby Ryan

Leaking While Out!!!

Tonight I went over to Daddy Denis' and had a super time. I built a fort with my foam letters and made a window so I could see my cartoons. Daddy Denis made lasagna and then I had apple pie with ice cream!! He also had saved two episodes of "The Smurfs"!!


I'm also so excited because Daddy Denis is going to see me in a play this weekend!! He's coming to see me in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" on Sunday which is super exciting because I'm playing Rocky and it will be great!! I hope that he'll be super proud of his baby boy. I'll have to practice my part so I don't forget anything!!


My diaper was only somewhat wet when it was time to go and Daddy didn't end up putting me in a new one when I left on my bicycle to go home. Of course, I had to wet while riding before I'd gotten home twice and ended up really leaking. The entire seat of my jeans were soaked and part of the legs. I'm not sure if anyone noticed as I was going along as it was dark out but there were lights on the street and a bunch of cars and people about the streets and it was really obvious if you looked that I'd leaked. I'm glad it wasn't colder out because I would have gotten chilled from leaking.


When I got home I changed into a dry diaper for bed. Time to go curl up and fall asleep!!

The Big Toy Bin Job!!

Today when I went over to Daddy Denis' house I had a super big and important job to do. As you see from my photos, there are many toys of mine at Daddy Denis' house and he had two big blue plastic bins for the toys to go in. Before, they were in bags and a small white plastic box. He had these two big bins and my very important job was to decorate them. First, we had pizza for lunch because Grumpy Uncle Jack was asleep and sometimes when I play with toys it can be noisy and if it wakes up Grumpy Uncle Jack he can be very very very grumpy which isn't good at all.


Daddy Denis has the TV record "The Smurfs" so that when I visit there will always be two episodes which is really exciting because it's my most favorite show ever. We watched that while I ate. Then, Grumpy Uncle Jack was up but he wasn't grumpy this morning, just in a rush. After he left we carried out all the toys and spread them all over the floor so that I could organize them. I put the Legos all in one box because there's lots and lots of them and they almost fill up a WHOLE bin themselves but there's still a little more room for some and I love building things out of Legos and I think that it would be fun to build a whole fort out of Legos but I'd need a million billion more to do that!! Right now I can build a house for Auntie Jinxie (the cat).


After all the toys were in the bins (which took a while because you can't just put them in because they're fun to play with and talk to) I then got to decorate the toy bins!!! I had tons and tons of stickers. Daddy Denis had found them at dollar stores and so I had tons of fun decorating them. One one box was a pirate and smiley face theme and on the other there were two sides with outer space things like a robot and a spaceship and the other two sides had animals. Oh, and with the space stuff were tons of stars with faces on them!! I left the tops of the bins with nothing on them because Daddy Denis and I are going to look for big letters so that we can have the words "Baby Ryan's Legos" and Baby's Toy Box" on the top.


So now I have two really great toy bins that are all mine and they have tons of neat stickers decorating them. It was a really big job but I did it and Daddy Denis said that he liked how they looked and that he was proud of his baby's artistic ability!!

Don't forget to write a comment on here after you've read it because I like reading them!!

-Baby Ryan

Bowling with Grumpy Uncle Jack and Daddy!!

The other night I went over to Daddy Denis' house and guess what? You know how he lives with Grumpy Uncle Jack who is nice deep down but is kind of like Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street. He acts grumpy but is a nice uncle. Anyway, he was in a super good mood and so after a pizza dinner and watching some TV, he asked if I wanted to play his Wii and do bowling. I'd never done that before and so Daddy and I said sure.


Uncle Jack made me into a real cartoon on his screen!!! He gave them my blond hair and my eyes and my nose and everything!! I'd never been a cartoon character before. He just couldn't change the clothes so Cartoon Baby Ryan wasn't dressed like me. Since it was really really hot out I was only in a diaper and pacifier. Did you know that when I have the white control thing in my hand that my person does whatever I do? It was really super cool!!

When I'm not a cartoon character I'm not really very good at bowling at all. The first time I tried it I got 11 for the WHOLE entire game!! I've gotten close but never over 100. When I'm a cartoon character, I'm good at bowling!! I never ever even had a SINGLE ball go in the gutter!!! We all played lots and it was tons of fun!! I got some spared and even a few strikes. Strikes in bowling aren't like baseball because you want to get strikes in bowling but you don't want them in baseball. Sports words can be so confusing!!


Uncle Jack then said it was time for him to go to bed because he worked in the morning. Daddy changed me into a dry diaper because it had gotten very wet while bowling. Then Daddy made some popcorn and we watched Toy Story I. Uncle Jack had copied Toy Story I and II from his computer to a DVD. I'm going to have to call him Happy Uncle Jack instead of Grumpy Uncle Jack if he isn't grumpy anymore. Daddy fell asleep during Toy Story I because I don't think that it was his favorite movie but it was fine because I had all my toys and I loved the movie. Jinxy watched it with me too.


Well, I have to go have lunch now. I will write again another time. Don't forget to comment after reading this!!


-Blondboy

Baby Blondboy The Pirate Treasure Hunter!!

I just got back from having a super adventure this past weekend.  I went way up to a place called Tobermory with a scuba diving club that I'm part of here in Toronto.  Tobermory is way up on a penninsula with lots of islands up there and if ships want to go from Georgian Bay to Lake Huron or back and forth they have to go through the islands.  This means that lots and lots and lots of ships have had HUGE shipwrecks there and so it's called a ship graveyard!!

It's a tiny town and the whole town is all about diving.  The boats in the harbor have dive flags and the shops are all about diving and it's super neat because I love diving and so it's great.  We carpooled up and stopped along the way to grab sandwiches and have a picnic under trees.  When I got there I got to go camping in a campground that had a pond where there were lots of frogs and so I called it Frog Pond.  I got all set for diving.  You have to wear lots and lots of stuff because the water up here is SO cold.  I even had to wear a hood and gloves!

The dives are really neat because they're almost all on ships.  One, called the Niagara II is a GIGANTIC ship that is all made of steel and there is a Canadian Flag still on its bow and there are lots of decks and places to explore including the captain's deck where I used the steering wheel but even when I turned it the boat didn't move because it's already sunk.  The water at it was 41 degrees!!  Even peeing my pants only warmed me up for a few seconds down there.  Another one was the James C. King which landed on a cliff and so starts up at 25 feet but ends at 90 feet under water!  It's a wooden ship and has been under there over a hundred years which is near to FOREVER!!  It was like a rack of ribs but they'd be too big to eat these ribs and not very tasty.  

At another ship I found an anchor bigger than me and I played treasure hunter and followed the anchor chain and found a pile of chain bigger than me!!  I also made friends with a family of bass.  They followed me throughout the whole dive and came within four inches of my hand.  

While I didn't find any pirate gold or treasure I still got to play at being a pirate treasure hunter.  Thankfully no ghosts bothered me while swimming but some of it was a little spooky (especially when the sun went away and it was darker but I still had a wonderful time!!  And I got to roast marshmellows at the fire and there was The Sweet Shop in town were I had ice cream and chocolate and they had so much candy that it was hard to choose.  I want to go back to explore more ships wrecks and try more of the candy!!

Day at Daddy D's!!

Today I biked way across the city to Daddy D's apartment.  Grumpy Uncle Jack who also lives there was out of town so it was only Daddy D and Jinxy the cat.  As soon as I arrived Daddy D put my into a nice thick diaper and had my bottle with juice and pizza.  I wore only a diaper because it was SO hot today!!  Also, I like just wearing a diaper and Daddy D says it's good to see it and because it's easier to see when I need to be changed.  

His favorite show is MASH and since I'd never ever seen an episode he's showing it to me from the beginning since Grumpy Uncle Jack gave him all of them.  Even though it's about a war it's not scary because you don't see any fighting, only funny doctors. 

After lunch I played with my big legos.  They're big legos since the little ones are too small and little boys like me can break those and accidentally swallow them which isn't good.  I made a dinosaur out of them.  The dinosaur was about a foot and a half tall that I made today out of all the blocks.  We're slowly getting more of them because sometimes Value Village has some for super cheap.  Someday I want to have enough to build a dinosaur as big as me!!!

We also played a computer game called "Sorry!" which is really fun.  It's the same as the board game except the game pieces are really fun because they talk and when you move them they so silly things like turning into a balloon and flying to the new space or is you land on Daddy D's piece it squishes it and sends it back to start!!  We kept on squashing each other so the game lasted really long.  Daddy D one by only one space so it was a super close game.  He said it was good that it did end since I really needed a change.

Instead of putting me in a new diaper he put me in a bubble bath with all my toys.  I played in there with all of them.  They all have names like Stretch, Spike, Georgina, Lucy, Alphonse (he's a frog and frogs ALWAYS have French names), Ti (a tiny frog who's full name is Petit but I call him Ti for short), Fred, Bob, Dino, Al, Purplenose, and Jack but Daddy D doesn't remember their names.  I even made the foam blocks stick onto the wall and made the bath into a time machine and so I went back to the Dinosaurs and explored but we had to run away because the grumpy sharp tooth ones were coming and we rushed too much so we pushed the wrong buttons and ended up in Africa.  Daddy D took photos while I was playing.  Then Daddy said it was time to get washed up but all the toys didn't want to get out so they jumped back into the water with me.  Then Daddy D said that if they didn't get out that dinner would burn so everything started jumping out of the tub in excitement and Daddy D got all soaked by them.  I got in trouble but I don't think it was fair because he scared the toys and they just didn't want there to be a fire.

He diapered me in another thick one and then we had dinner.  I played with Jinxy who is very shy but secretly likes me and then it was time to go home.  It was a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day at Daddy D's house!!