Bowling with Grumpy Uncle Jack and Daddy!!

The other night I went over to Daddy Denis' house and guess what? You know how he lives with Grumpy Uncle Jack who is nice deep down but is kind of like Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street. He acts grumpy but is a nice uncle. Anyway, he was in a super good mood and so after a pizza dinner and watching some TV, he asked if I wanted to play his Wii and do bowling. I'd never done that before and so Daddy and I said sure.


Uncle Jack made me into a real cartoon on his screen!!! He gave them my blond hair and my eyes and my nose and everything!! I'd never been a cartoon character before. He just couldn't change the clothes so Cartoon Baby Ryan wasn't dressed like me. Since it was really really hot out I was only in a diaper and pacifier. Did you know that when I have the white control thing in my hand that my person does whatever I do? It was really super cool!!

When I'm not a cartoon character I'm not really very good at bowling at all. The first time I tried it I got 11 for the WHOLE entire game!! I've gotten close but never over 100. When I'm a cartoon character, I'm good at bowling!! I never ever even had a SINGLE ball go in the gutter!!! We all played lots and it was tons of fun!! I got some spared and even a few strikes. Strikes in bowling aren't like baseball because you want to get strikes in bowling but you don't want them in baseball. Sports words can be so confusing!!


Uncle Jack then said it was time for him to go to bed because he worked in the morning. Daddy changed me into a dry diaper because it had gotten very wet while bowling. Then Daddy made some popcorn and we watched Toy Story I. Uncle Jack had copied Toy Story I and II from his computer to a DVD. I'm going to have to call him Happy Uncle Jack instead of Grumpy Uncle Jack if he isn't grumpy anymore. Daddy fell asleep during Toy Story I because I don't think that it was his favorite movie but it was fine because I had all my toys and I loved the movie. Jinxy watched it with me too.


Well, I have to go have lunch now. I will write again another time. Don't forget to comment after reading this!!


-Blondboy

Diapered at the concert with Daddy D!!

I got to go to a concert with Daddy D the other night!!  It was way down at the Roger's center which is a huge gigantic place where they play baseball most of the time but sometimes have concerts.  Daddy loves baseball but I find it boring.  (Even when I was signed up for little league I never found it too much fun.  I liked to get to be in the out-field so that I could pick dandelions and make sand castles.  The only annoying part was when you had to go sit in the dug-out and wait for your turn to bat or to go back out to finish your sand castle).  Anyway, thankfully we were going to a concert instead of a baseball game there.

After finishing dinner, Daddy D told me that I had to get changed into a thick diaper with a stuffer in it because he didn't want me to leak at the concert.  He took off my wet diaper and slipped the other one onto me with lots of powder.  I just love the feeling of a thick diaper on me.  It feels just perfect!!   Then it was time to pack a diaper bag.  Daddy D had a small bag that he put two diapers, some wipes, baby powder, and a stuffer into.  I also put a Smurf into it that was a rock star Smurf.  When I put on my shoes and bent over to grab the bag, Daddy D smiled and said that when I bent over he could see my diaper peek out from under my pants.  

We headed off to the concert on the subway.  I was so super excited.  Daddy D had picked out "Bon Jovi" to see in concert and I know some of his songs and liked them and this was going to be so great!!  I'd never ever gone to a concert with Daddy D so this was super special!!  As we rode along in the subway I was so excited I couldn't help smiling and could hardly sit still.

We got there and there was security checking all the bags.  When I got up there the security man asked me to open my diaper bag and so I did.  He looked in to see the diapers, powder, and wipes.  He smiled and said thanks and motioned me through.  I'm sure that he now knew that I was wearing a diaper.  While most people don't notice at all when I wear one, once you realize that I do, I'm sure that you can see the extra bulk and bulge caused by the padding.  I wasn't at all embarassed by him knowing.  I am with Daddy D and I needed one for the concert and that's just how it was.  As the message of Bon Jovi's song, "It's My Life", I am me and I like to wear diapers and am a little kid and that's just how it is.  

We found our section and Daddy D bought me a big water to drink.  I put the diaper bag under my seat and really soon the concert started and it was great!!  There were huge screens behind the stage and to the sides and lots of colorful lights and everyone stood up and danced and clapped.  I didn't know a bunch of the songs but that didn't matter because it was so much fun and I loved dancing in my diaper and having a super amazing time!!!  A few times while standing I bent down to grab my water and had forgotten that when I bent over people could see my diaper peeking out.  I don't know if anyone saw but even if they did, I wouldn't mind.  

I had wet a few times during the concert and so by the end was in a very very wet diaper.  When I told Daddy D he agreed that it probably wouldn't last the whole way back to his house without leaking.  I had to go into the washroom and change it.  I went into the stall and dropped my jeans and got out a new diaper.  I untaped the diaper and the tapes were noisy and there were a few other people in there at times but it was okay.  I used the wipes to clean my diaper area and soon it was time to powder and put on a new diaper.  I like when someone diapers me best but it's also important to know how to put one on myself because Daddy D isn't always there to diaper me all the time.  Then, I pulled up my jeans and zipped back up the diaper bag.  

There was only one thing left to do.  I had to throw away the wet diaper but that was way across the washroom.  I didn't hear anyone out there and so opened the stall door and walked out.  Someone was walking in at that moment and he looked right at me, eyes went to the diaper, and then back to me.  I felt myself turn red and he just smiled and said, "Hey man, don't worry.  That ain't something to be embarrassed about.".  He smiled at me, and turned to walk over to the urinals.  I threw the wet diaper away, washed my hands, and rejoined Daddy D.

We headed home on the subway.  It was a super-fun, amazing, and wonderful concert that was tons of fun!!  I loved my first concert with Daddy D.  

Well, I'm all diapered up and it's late so now I have to go to bed.  I'll write again soon!

Daddy D is taking me out!!!!!!!

I'm so excited!! I've over at Daddy D's and have spent the day playing and now he's taking me to see Bon Jovi in just a few minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm getting to go to a CONCERT and it's going to be so very very very much fun!! He says that before we leave he has to change me into a thick diaper and we'll have to bring a few others for when I need to change so I don't leak and have an accident because having an accident at the concert would be bad because others would notice and they might laugh and that wouldn't be fun at all. I'll write all about it here sometime later but I'm so excited because it's going to be supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!!

Baby Blondboy The Pirate Treasure Hunter!!

I just got back from having a super adventure this past weekend.  I went way up to a place called Tobermory with a scuba diving club that I'm part of here in Toronto.  Tobermory is way up on a penninsula with lots of islands up there and if ships want to go from Georgian Bay to Lake Huron or back and forth they have to go through the islands.  This means that lots and lots and lots of ships have had HUGE shipwrecks there and so it's called a ship graveyard!!

It's a tiny town and the whole town is all about diving.  The boats in the harbor have dive flags and the shops are all about diving and it's super neat because I love diving and so it's great.  We carpooled up and stopped along the way to grab sandwiches and have a picnic under trees.  When I got there I got to go camping in a campground that had a pond where there were lots of frogs and so I called it Frog Pond.  I got all set for diving.  You have to wear lots and lots of stuff because the water up here is SO cold.  I even had to wear a hood and gloves!

The dives are really neat because they're almost all on ships.  One, called the Niagara II is a GIGANTIC ship that is all made of steel and there is a Canadian Flag still on its bow and there are lots of decks and places to explore including the captain's deck where I used the steering wheel but even when I turned it the boat didn't move because it's already sunk.  The water at it was 41 degrees!!  Even peeing my pants only warmed me up for a few seconds down there.  Another one was the James C. King which landed on a cliff and so starts up at 25 feet but ends at 90 feet under water!  It's a wooden ship and has been under there over a hundred years which is near to FOREVER!!  It was like a rack of ribs but they'd be too big to eat these ribs and not very tasty.  

At another ship I found an anchor bigger than me and I played treasure hunter and followed the anchor chain and found a pile of chain bigger than me!!  I also made friends with a family of bass.  They followed me throughout the whole dive and came within four inches of my hand.  

While I didn't find any pirate gold or treasure I still got to play at being a pirate treasure hunter.  Thankfully no ghosts bothered me while swimming but some of it was a little spooky (especially when the sun went away and it was darker but I still had a wonderful time!!  And I got to roast marshmellows at the fire and there was The Sweet Shop in town were I had ice cream and chocolate and they had so much candy that it was hard to choose.  I want to go back to explore more ships wrecks and try more of the candy!!

Day at Daddy D's!!

Today I biked way across the city to Daddy D's apartment.  Grumpy Uncle Jack who also lives there was out of town so it was only Daddy D and Jinxy the cat.  As soon as I arrived Daddy D put my into a nice thick diaper and had my bottle with juice and pizza.  I wore only a diaper because it was SO hot today!!  Also, I like just wearing a diaper and Daddy D says it's good to see it and because it's easier to see when I need to be changed.  

His favorite show is MASH and since I'd never ever seen an episode he's showing it to me from the beginning since Grumpy Uncle Jack gave him all of them.  Even though it's about a war it's not scary because you don't see any fighting, only funny doctors. 

After lunch I played with my big legos.  They're big legos since the little ones are too small and little boys like me can break those and accidentally swallow them which isn't good.  I made a dinosaur out of them.  The dinosaur was about a foot and a half tall that I made today out of all the blocks.  We're slowly getting more of them because sometimes Value Village has some for super cheap.  Someday I want to have enough to build a dinosaur as big as me!!!

We also played a computer game called "Sorry!" which is really fun.  It's the same as the board game except the game pieces are really fun because they talk and when you move them they so silly things like turning into a balloon and flying to the new space or is you land on Daddy D's piece it squishes it and sends it back to start!!  We kept on squashing each other so the game lasted really long.  Daddy D one by only one space so it was a super close game.  He said it was good that it did end since I really needed a change.

Instead of putting me in a new diaper he put me in a bubble bath with all my toys.  I played in there with all of them.  They all have names like Stretch, Spike, Georgina, Lucy, Alphonse (he's a frog and frogs ALWAYS have French names), Ti (a tiny frog who's full name is Petit but I call him Ti for short), Fred, Bob, Dino, Al, Purplenose, and Jack but Daddy D doesn't remember their names.  I even made the foam blocks stick onto the wall and made the bath into a time machine and so I went back to the Dinosaurs and explored but we had to run away because the grumpy sharp tooth ones were coming and we rushed too much so we pushed the wrong buttons and ended up in Africa.  Daddy D took photos while I was playing.  Then Daddy said it was time to get washed up but all the toys didn't want to get out so they jumped back into the water with me.  Then Daddy D said that if they didn't get out that dinner would burn so everything started jumping out of the tub in excitement and Daddy D got all soaked by them.  I got in trouble but I don't think it was fair because he scared the toys and they just didn't want there to be a fire.

He diapered me in another thick one and then we had dinner.  I played with Jinxy who is very shy but secretly likes me and then it was time to go home.  It was a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day at Daddy D's house!!