Peter Pan And The SMURFS!!!!!

Guess what????? Grumpy Uncle Jack was super super super NOT grumpy the other day when I went to visit and in fact he was super super nice cause he had a PRESENT all for me!!!! Guess what it was? He downloaded TWO discs full of Smurf episodes!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love the Smurfs and I never ever ever thought that he'd give me a present like this!!! I got changed into a dry diaper and watched some of them and they were WONDERFUL!! YAY FOR THE SMURFS!!!

Also, his boyfriend Alain gave me some Easter chocolates and a stuffed animal leopard that his kids used to have but they no longer played with. He's needing to go to Mrs. Julie the stuffed animal doctor who fixed Chester cause he has two holes but he's really really really soft and cuddly though even though he's supposed to be a ferocious leopard, he's actually afraid of lots of things but it's okay cause Chester has already made friends with him and protects him from anything that scares him. I'm glad that they're friends cause EVERYONE needs a good friend to help them through fears and scary stuff and things that make you cry.


Last week I went to Chicago and friends took me to see "Peter Pan" which is one of my favoritest stories EVER!!! If you go to www.360ents.com you can see a video about the show and it shows you just how cool it was but not completely cause it is even better seeing it LIVE!!! It was in a huge tent and the scenery was projected onto the tent which made you feel like you were there, especially with the flying over London cause they flew around churches and Big Ben and under arches and past buildings and over the river and you felt like you were flying, especially one lady who at intermission said that she almost got motion sickness from it even though the seats didn't ACTUALLY move!! They all flew all over the place and it was really exciting and the pirates were only a little scary but it was funny when Captain Hook got scared by the crocodile!!

My friends Kirsten and Jon say that I'm like Peter Pan cause they say that I haven't changed how I look since our highschool yearbooks and they say that I'm like Peter Pan or Dorian Grey cause of that but that I'm like Peter Pan more cause he's always playing and is mischievous and like a kid and that's ME!! Last time I saw Kirsten and Jon we saw a play called "Dorian Grey" that one of their friends was in and Dorian wasn't nice to people at all!! He was mean and he was like Peter Pan cause he didn't ever get any older but he acted more like Captain Hook because he was cruel and hurt people and wasn't fun or nice. I like Peter Pan much better cause he gets to fly too!!! If ANY of you are in Chicago you just have to see Peter Pan!!! IT'S INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Okay, I have to go to sleeps now cause I'm seeing Daddy Denis and Uncle Jack and Jinxie and Radar and Buzz and Chester and Pinkie and Bumblebee and the Leopard (who I need to find out his name) and all the other toys and maybe Alaine too!!!! Good night and don't forget to leave comments cause they're super fun to read and Daddy Denis reads them too when he looks at my blog so write lots and lots and lots and lots of comments PLEASE!!!!

Daddy Denis the SUPERHERO!!!

Did you know that Daddy Denis is a SUPERHERO???? I was super smart cause I figured it out all on my own!! He ONLY goes to work at night and stays there all night and says that he keeps a look-out for bad people who aren't supposed to be there. When does Batman and Darkwing Duck and the Gargoyles and Spiderman and tons and tons of others all work? They only work at night and they stop bad guys!!!! My Daddy says that he does security work but that's exactly what ALL the superheros do!!! They all work at night being the security for the city against scary bad guys and super villains. I wonder how many times a month Daddy Denis saves Toronto and the world.........I bet it's TONS!!! I wonder what his super powers are........


I think that he is hiding his superhero costume somewhere so that no one knows which superhero he is. I really want to find it so sometime I'll have to start searching for it. I'll have to talk it over with Radar and Chester and Buzz and all the other toys and they'll have to start looking for his superhero costume too. Of course, I probably won't be allowed to tell you what superhero he is cause superheros aren't supposed to let the world know which superhero they are but I am so happy that Daddy Denis is a superhero!! It's not EVERY baby boy who has a superhero for a daddy!!! And now I know why he never does Halloween!! He dresses up in a costume five nights a week!!!


I wonder what Daddy Denis' superhero name is.........Super Daddy, banisher of all closet monsters?........The Padded Patrol, keeping boys diapered and safe?........The Red Batter (cause he loved baseball).........WHAT DO YOU THINK MY DADDY'S SUPERHERO NAME COULD BE???? I really want to know what it is!!!!! Do you think it will be written on his superhero costume? I hope that it is cause then when I found his superhero uniform I'd know what his superhero name is!! Having a daddy who's a superhero and wanting to know his superhero name and costume is really frustrating, especially if you are a little boy with not so many patience!!


Let me know what you think for sure!! It's a mystery and I'm super curious!!! I can't wait to find out Daddy Denis' secret identity!! It is very very very very very very very exciting!!!

The night I made a ROBOT that Talked!!!!!!

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I am back in Toronto and the weather is so COLD!! It's a good thing that my diapers are thick otherwise I'd freeze. It SNOWED yesterday and it was super cold and it snowed and sleeted and slushed and hailed and was crazy. I heard that there is this thing called global warming which sounds good to me cause that means that it would be warm here and then maybe Mickey Mouse will move Disneyworld to Toronto which would be super-exciting but with it being so cold I don't think that it's going to happen soon.


Over the weekend I had tons of fun!! On Saturday I went to the munch here in Toronto. The munch is where many ABDL's come to a pub and we all get together and meet and have a great time and lots of the time everyone goes to someone's house after food which is fun! I was a little late to the munch but that was okay cause no one had gotten food yet and we had a bunch of tables put all together. I had sweet potato fries which are WONDERFUL cause they are bright orange and they are sweet which is like dessert and they're fun to eat. There were lots of new people there including one person who wore a special shirt with sparkly stars on it and I like things that sparkle cause they're neat to see!


After, Ricky invited us to his place and his place is always so much fun. Did you know that his bed is a RACE CAR?? It's super neat!! His Daddy was there but was feeling super tired so he talked to me for a while and then went to bed but the exciting thing is that they invited me to visit them at the farm sometime on a weekend which will be wonderful cause one of my favorite things is building forts and building them outside is even better!! And his Daddy said that costumes are very recommended so I have to figure out which ones to wear!!! Peter Pan? Robin Hood? Diapered Egyptian Pharaoh? A different one? What do you think I should dress as for a costume???? Let me know what you think!!!!!


Partway through the evening some of us built a GIANT tower that actually touched the CEILING!! Of course, it was tons of fun to build but even MORE fun for me to knock down and have it make a gigantic CRASH!!!! Then, my good friend Dumpling and I were playing and we came up with the idea of building him roller skates and then I kept building them more and more around him until the blocks were up his whole leg and then his diaper and then stomach and then chest and he was my ROBOT!! I made a robot and he talked and laughed and I've always wanted a robot!! Of course, it wasn't a real robot since it was Dumpling inside the robot blocks and he just looked like a robot but it was wonderful to make it and PRETEND that he was a robot. OF course, eventually after it was up to his head and we took pictures and everyone came in to see we had to let him out of being a robot cause if he'd stayed a robot forever he couldn't have gotten his diaper changed which would have been a huge problem cause it would have eventually leaked and made the blocks smelly and that would have been sad.


It was a super-wonderful and amazing night and I can't wait for the next brunch!!! I don't want it to be NEXT MONTH!! Tell it to come NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby visits Daddy Denis!!

I'm back in Toronto after travelling and seeing all the animals in Africa!! I was so excited to see Daddy Denis when I went over for an overnight visit the other day after getting back. He greeted me at the door with a big hug for his baby boy and changed my diaper right away. I found Jinxie right away too and gave her lots of attention too and she didn't even try to run away!! All the toys were super excited to see me. They said that they hadn't gotten to play in FOREVER and so they were very very very excited to see me too!! I got out Buzz, Radar, Bumblebee, Pinky, and Chester to watch some SMURFS during lunch.


Daddy wanted to see ALL my photos from my trip and there were lots and lots and lots and LOTS of them but he wanted to see them all and hear all the stories about my travels. Daddy Denis laughed about some of the adventures with the animals like when I played red light green light with the giraffe or when our car wouldn't start after watching the lions eating an antelope and we had to wait for help while the eight lions ate and slept, sometimes less than a meter from me!!


There was a BIG change at Daddy Denis' apartment since I went away. Grumpy Uncle Jack got a boyfriend who speaks lots of French and had never met a baby like me before but is very friendly and doesn't mind me being the little kid that we all know I am in front of him too. He's super nice and Grumpy Uncle Jack isn't as grumpy because he has someone who loves him which is wonderful!!


Before dinner Daddy Denis put me in a bubble bath with all the bath toys. The bath toys and I had tons of fun playing pirate ship in the tub!! Two of the toys that can squirt water were the cannons and the fishing rod toy was the anchor and the dinosaurs were the pirates with me as the captain and since pirates ALWAYS have a parrot I had the little rubber ducky be the parrot on my shoulder. Also, I was better than Captain Hook for he had a hook on his hand but I had a CROCODILE instead of a hook which is the bestest!! Of course, since pirates never follow rules and cause trouble while I was playing pirate Daddy Denis came in and so the water cannons went off and the pirates and me attacked with water and Daddy Denis and the washroom got all wet. Then, I realized that I might get in trouble so I hid behind the shower curtain. Thankfully the dinner timer went off and so I didn't get a spanking which is really really really really super lucky cause spankings really hurt and are not fun at all!!


Daddy Denis had a surprise for me and so he took me to see the stage show "Billy Eliot". Of course, to be sure that I wouldn't have an accident at the theatre (which would be really embarrassing) he put me in a very thick diaper with a stuffer. The musical was so much fun and there was lots of dancing and singing and I had such a great time and love the theatre especially when Daddy Denis brings me. Also, being diapered at the theatre is the bestest cause you never have to wait in line for the washroom and you get to have all the juice and water you want and you can just wet your diaper whenever and there are no worries. I think that if everyone was smart then they'd ALL wear diapers for sure!!


We got home and Uncle Jack had downloaded the super scary movie called "SCREAM" cause he heard that I hadn't seen it and so we watched it which was really really really really REALLY scary!! Even Radar, Buzz, and Chester were scared!! Daddy had to have me watch a happy Smurf episode after so that I wouldn't have nightmares from it. There are MORE movies that are after SCREAM that Uncle Jack says I have to see before SCREAM 4 which is in theatres soon. It was really scary and that was with all the lights on and Daddy Denis and all the toys to protect me. Daddy Denis put me to bed in a thick and dry watsshool


I woke up the next morning with a diaper that needed to be changed and then Daddy Denis read me a story which was really special time. I played and built a GIANT lego tower but then it was time to go. It was so very very very very big!! Then it was time to go which was sad cause it went by so fast. I spent 36 hours at Daddy Denis' place and it was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!! I can't wait to visit Daddy Denis again and again and again and again!!

Monkeys and Eating AB-style in AFRICA!!!

I’m still exploring Africa here and got to play with LOTS AND LOTS of monkeys while I was in Rwanda. I like the name Rwanda cause it sounds like baby talk but it isn’t and it’s fun to say and there are tons of monkeys here in Rwanda. The forest that I went into to find the monkeys was really steep and it was like an obstacle course to go through it with lots of vines and trees and the ground was like a slip-n-slide except super super super steep with lots of mud and flowers too and so I got super muddy but it was okay cause it was bound to happen with it being like that. The monkeys were fun and I have two favorites!! The chimpanzees were fun because they make really loud sounds and hooted and screamed and were wonderful. They watched me as they picked bugs out of each other’s fur on a branch and then the big one screamed and they all went out of the trees and marched really really close to me so they were almost a meter from me which was great!! The others that I liked were called colobus monkeys and they like to jump and swing and climb trees and are like acrobats from the circus except they don’ t live in the circus.


Right now I’m in Ethiopia and ate Ethiopian food lots and the great thing about that is that you can eat and make a mess and it’s okay cause EVERYONE does because in Ethiopia there are NO spoons and NO knives and NO forks and so you are SUPPOSED to eat with your hands!! It’s super fun!!!!!!!!!!! Every AB should go to eat Ethiopian food cause it’s super delicious and some of the things look like baby food and you eat with your hands!! I love it!!


I have to go to bed now because I’m going to a place in Ethiopia tomorrow morning that is called the Camelot of Ethiopia cause there are castles there and it doesn’t look like Africa but it is!! Don’t forget to comment on here cause I love seeing comments and reading them and writing back!!! HUGS!!!

Baby Ryan's animals in AFRICA!!!!!!

I'm still travelling in Africa with the animals and today I am in Tanzania and today I went to this place and got to have lots of fun seeing animals.  There were lots of monkeys running about and swinging from trees and one even ran into the bathroom and someone that was in there screamed and that's just ANOTHER reason why diapers are better than using the bathroom!!  If you wear diapers no monkeys will attack while you're on the toilet cause you don't use the toilet, right?  The monkeys were so much fun and I ran about with them and they made noises and I made noises back at them and it was great!!

Actually, so many of the animals here could definitely use diapers because they poop and go pee-pee everywhere and if it's an elephant or a rhino doing it there can be a big mess.  Of course, some of the animals would get mad and it could be bad if you tried to diaper them because they could charge or sit on you and rhinos have really sharp horns so I think that I'll let some really brave daddy have that job if he wants it.  Little boys like me should do dangerous things like that!!

Anyway, today I was exploring this place called Lake Manyara and found three lions asleep in a TREE!!  This was really exciting because it's one of the ONLY places where lions climb and live in trees lots of the time.  Of course, most lions don't do that and that's why Simba and Mufasa and mean Scar all lived on the ground but these lions like the trees and so I think they're acrobat lions!  Of course, Jinxie (Daddy Denis and Grumpy Uncle Jack's cat) isn't like these cats cause she doesn't like to climb things.  Maybe when I get home I can teach her and then she and I can go tree climbing together and then someday visit Africa and since she's a cat too she can introduce me to the lions and it will be fun.  I'll have to ask Daddy Denis if we can do that.

I have to go to sleep now cause it's late here and there are so many more things that are exciting to do tomorrow and the next tomorrow and the next tomorrow too!!

Oh, I almost forgot to ask!!!  What is your favoritest African animal? I think that mine is the girraffe cause they're really tall like a dinosaur and they have really neat designs on them and they run really fast and they are friendly and whenever I see them they usually walk closer (not like some of the animals that like to walk AWAY) and they also a few times let me get really close and they pose for photos and they's super super tall like taller than trees!!  Of course, my favoritest animal in Africa changes lots so tomorrow it might be different.  What's yours??

Baby Ryan in AFRICA!!!

HI from AFRICA!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s right!! Baby Ryan is travelling all about Africa right now and it’s so much fun!! I just was in this place that is like a zoo except the animals aren’t in pens and there are no walkways or zoo keepers or cages and the animals all walk around because this is where they live before they decide to go to work in the zoo for their job. I can understand why some of the animals would want to have their job in the zoo cause the lions and leopards sometimes eat the other animals which wouldn’t be fun to be eaten so it makes sense for them to go work in a zoo but I think that most of the animals would have more fun here.

Did you know that some of the cats here like the lions and the leopards (not like Uncle Jack’s cat Jinxie) like to climb trees? They also know how to get down cause they’re big cats and big cats know those types of things. While we were exploring the other day in a big car we came around a corner and there were TWENTY-FIVE ELEPHANTS coming towards us and they didn’t stop!! The driver backed up and kept backing up and they kept coming and coming and then the big queen elephant in the front charged and they all charged and we went as fast as the car would go backwards and escaped but it was so much fun and I was laughing and I want to do that again and again and again and AGAIN!!

I also when I first got here went under the water with lots and lots of sharks. I was in a cage with the scary sharks that are called great white sharks but I don’t know why they’re called white cause they have lots of grey too. They came super-close to the cage and some people were scared but I wasn’t TOO scared cause I was in a cage and I think they would have gone for this girl who was super super super scared because she panicked. I also went scuba diving with other sharks in an underwater forest but they were nice sharks and not scary sharks and there were five kinds that I saw which was great! There are monkeys looking at me and making faces and I’m making faces back at them right now but I have to go because I want to explore more but I wanted to write something on my blog since have been away and am still away but wanted to say hi to everyone and, if you want, I’ll say hi to the animals for you!!!

Baby's Travels!!

Yesterday before I went to visit Daddy Denis I posted a new video of me on Youtube. Daddy says that he's so proud of his boy and that I'm like a movie star with my own show. I love travelling and pretend to be a reporter person like on the TV and talk all about where I am and it's lots of fun. They're only 3-4 minutes for each episode which is good because babies like me don't have that long of an attention span (unless it's a Disney movie or building with blocks)!!


If you go to http://www.youtube.com/user/blondboyjared#p/c/C762F3A5FBE40C27/0/DYiKJ3QSJQY you can watch the ones that I've made so far!!!


I actually made them all by myself with editing them and i like dancing to the song in my diapers at home!! My bear Ralph says that he wants me to do one about where he comes from which is Australia. He likes the newest one which is of New Zealand because it's CLOSE to where he's from though. Anyway, let me know what you think of them cause I worked super super super super SUPER hard making them!!! Daddy Denis shows all of them to Uncle Jack and Jinxie and he says that I should show them to more people so now I am!! Daddy says it's sad when I'm away and traveling and exploring new places but it's great when I come home with pictures, stories, and eventually a video too!!!

Disney Games at Daddy's!!

Two yesterdays ago I went to visit Daddy Denis and Grumpy Uncle Jack for the whole day. I arrived at lunch time and had to be really really quiet because Uncle Jack was asleep. Daddy changed my diapers put me in one of my favorite onesies, the one that's blue and has whales and dolphins on it!! I love water and swimming and playing with the animals and fish and that's why I love this onesie! Of course, blue is my favoritest color ever so that is great too!!


Anyway, I'd brought a game that's called "Disney Scene-It" and I'd never ever ever played it before and neither had Uncle Jack or Daddy Denis and so I was very very very excited to play it. The game didn't have any pieces to mark where you were so I had brought three Smurfs for us. I used Baby Smurf who was hugging a bear that looks just like Radar, Daddy Denis used the baseball Smurf because he LOVES baseball and Uncle Jack used Grumpy Smurf because he is grumpy sometimes but not that night which was good!! I'd put all my Disney character toys on the table too so they could watch and the toys liked that a lot because it made them feel special.


In the game you have to answer questions about Disney films and there is a DVD in the TV that sometimes you have to use and it will show you pictures and scenes and ask you questions on there. Lots of the movies I'd seen but there were some Disney films that I'd never heard about in my whole life!! Daddy Denis and Uncle Jack said that I'm the Disney expert because I won BOTH of the times we played. Everyone had lots of fun and it was a great time! I want to play it again and again and again and again and again!!!


Tomorrow I'm going over to Daddy Denis' house at dinner time and I have a surprise for him but I'm not going to say what it is on here because he'll look and read and then he'll know what it is and then it won't be a surprise at all which would be sad. I'll write and tell you all what it is AFTER I give it to him cause he's going to really like it and think it's super special cause it's really thoughtful and perfect!! I'm all padded and am off to bed cause I'm sleepy and have a busy day tomorrow with lots and lots to do!! Night!!!!

Baby's Christmas from Daddy Denis!!!!!

Daddy and I had Christmas late because I was away and he surprised me with so many presents!! It was like Christmas and birthday and another Christmas all together!!! I got two pacifiers that are the most perfectest size and one is blue and green and the other is orange and yellow!! Daddy Denis said that I could keep one at his place and one at my place so that I'd never be without one. When I go to sleep sucking on it I love it!! In the morning it's right next to my pillow where it fell out of my mouth during the night.


He also got me a brand new onesie that it super special because it is blue which is my most favoritest color and it has polar bears on it like my bear Nanuk and snowflakes and it fits so good and is soft and great!! Oh, and Auntie Jinxie the cat thinks it's great too!! She let me hold her for even longer than normal when I was wearing it.


He also gave me two really special stuffed animals!!! One is Dumbo and I sleep with that one at my house and he has really big ears for flying all around my room and a little yellow hat and flies all over the place but is very quiet just like in the movie!! The other was the Cheshire Cat from "Alice in Wonderland" and he has a HUGE HUMONGOUS and GIGANTIC smile and is purple and pink!!! He lives at Daddy Denis' house because I wanted him there to play with and also since he is a cat he can keep Jinxie company even though she doesn't smile like he does because she's always hiding under the pillow but maybe the Cheshire Cat will be friends with her and she'll be happier and not afraid of people as much and maybe she'll smile more because smiling is fun!


Daddy Denis also got me a t-shirt with my second most favorite Sesame Street character on it who's called Elmo and it fits great and looks great and it's wonderful!!!! Oh, and he had candies too and he wrote LOTS AND LOTS more in the story that is ALL ABOUT ME!!!! We had story time and he read it to me and it is so exciting because it's all about me and I'm the main character and it's like being a star like Peter Pan who has stories and books all about him!!! Of course, Peter Pan flies in his story and I don't fly in Daddy Denis' story about me but I get to wear diapers and Peter Pan didn't so I like being me in the story tons!!!!!!


Oh, don't worry cause I got Daddy Denis a bunch of things too and he really liked them because they were super thoughtful and he said he wouldn't have gotten them for himself because he never seems to shop for himself but I do because they made him smile and it's great when you make your daddy smile because then all is wonderful!!


Daddy Denis said that it's great that more people are commenting on my blogs now because it means that more people are reading them and said that now I get to see what everyone thinks of them and he gets to read what they say too and he said that sometimes the comments make him laugh so put down more comments to make Daddy Denis laugh and smile and to say hi to me!!!!!!!!!!!

Super Special Story Time!!

This week Daddy Denis came over to my place and we had croissants with jam and hot chocolates for breakfast. I gave him a diapered holiday piano concert. I love to play the piano and have been working super-d-duper hard on the Christmas pieces and I played eleven for him while he had hot chocolate. He never stopped smiling the WHOLE time and said that I did a really good job. They're not easy songs because there are TONS of notes in both hands and they jump all about and change keys (not piano keys but like from the key of B-flat Major to D major, those keys!) and also I like to make the pieces my own by adding things that I just feel like and making it sounds better and more me. It's lots and lots and lots of fun. I can sit down at the piano and start playing and unless I look at my watch tons and tons and tons of time can go by like it was nothing!!


Also, there was something really really really exciting at story time!! Daddy Denis is writing a story all about ME!!! That's right!! I've always wanted a story written about me and now he's writing one. He said that it's going to be very very long which I think is great because that means that it will be like a real book where I'm the main character!! I'm not going to tell you anything about it because that wouldn't be fair to Daddy Denis to tell you what happens in the story because then you might not read it. He said that he hopes to have the first draft done by early January when I'll be back from being away for the holidays. I'm really excited because it will be like a Christmas present WAY after Christmas!! He read me the pages he'd written so far and they were really good!! I was jumping up and down all excited when he first told me he was writing a story about me!! I can't wait to hear the rest of it when he writes it!!


I have to go to bed now because I have to get up in the morning so I'll TRY to write another blog tomorrow telling you about what I gave Daddy Denis for Christmas and what he got me!! Oh, and Daddy Denis says that LOTS of people read my blogs but don't put comments but tell him things about my blog and I always tell him I want them to leave comments so that I know what they say too because he doesn't remember what EVERY person says so he said to write here that they all should leave comments so I am writing it here because it's fun to read them and it would be like an early Christmas present, right? Have a good night! I am all padded for bed! Time to climb in bed with Big Bear and go to sleep!

Padded to see the magic voice man!!

Last week I went over to Daddy Denis' and is was for the WHOLE day and night because we were going to see Andre-Philippe Gagnon. Of course, when we went out I was padded in a thick diaper under my jeans. We went on the subway all the way to the theatre. My diaper was an abena and those are wonderful! They fit great, hold lots, and crinkle some. When I sat down at the theatre in my seat I loved hearing, very quietly, the hint of crinkling and feeling the thick padding between my legs. I'd wet a little bit already when we got there because it was a long subway ride.


Andre-Philippe Gagnon was really really really talented. He's called a master impersonator for he can imitate almost anyones voice in the whole world. Before we went, Daddy Denis had shown me a clip on youtube of him doing the song "We Are The World" and it was amazing!! He sang with so many voices. It's like there are tons of people inside of him and their voices come out of him but it's just him and he's amazing! It was a really really really really fun show.


When it was all over and time to go my diaper was rather wet because I'd wet while watching the show - two hours is a long time for a boy like me to go! Daddy Denis was hungry and so we stopped at McDonald's and he gave me a happy meal. The food at McDonald's doesn't taste really good but the toys are fun. I don't know why adults go to Mcdonald's because the ONLY reason to go there is to get the toys. It's just another thing that adults do that don't make sense. I also don't understand why adults like coffee. It tastes HORRIBLE!! Hot chocolate is SO much better!! Anyway, the toy was Megamind in his robot. You push a secret button and Megamind flies out. I had fun playing with that all the way home!


As soon as we got home, Daddy Denis drew me a bubble bath because he said that I needed to get washed up before being put in a dry diaper. I played with all my toys and then decided I didn't want my hair washed. I don't like the water in my eyes and the soap and having to keep my eyes closed and not being able to see and having to stop playing and get my hair washed. It's horrible! Daddy Denis said that I HAD to get my hair washed but I decided to be a bad boy. I filled up some toys with water and squirted Daddy Denis and got him all wet but it didn't work because he STILL washed my hair. Thankfully, Uncle Jack came home and was in such a grumpy mood that Daddy Denis forgot all about me being bad and getting him all wet and so I didn't get punished which was really good because it would have been even worse to have had my hair washed AND gotten punished!!


I played with toys and built a tower that reached way up high, even higher than I'd ever made before!! Then, it was time for bed. It was another super night!!!

-Baby Ryan

Diaper Party Toronto!!!

I've been a bad boy and haven't updated my blog even though I was supposed to a few times and told two people that I was going to who sent me a message asking when the entries were going to be up. The first entry was supposed to be about the fantastic diaper party that I went to on Saturday night. It was tons and tons of fun!! I wore my new short-alls that I made myself with iron-ons and t-shirt!! Everyone said that it looked wonderful and that I looked super!! I was so proud of what I'd made because it took a bunch of time and was really special!


There were lots and lots of people there and it was held by Keven who's a really talented performer and like the star of the diaper boy community here in Toronto. I brought something special that I made. They were chocolate that I'd put in molds and made into lollipops of diaper boys and other chocolates in the shape of baby bottles, baby carriages, and rattles. People seemed to really like them and almost all of them were eaten!!


It was great seeing so many people I haven't seen in too long like Keven, Ryan #3 (cause there are 3 Ryan's in our group here), James, Joel, Murray, Andrew, Micky, Jerry, Stevie, and so many others!! I also met some really friendly new people too and hopefully I'll see them again soon!! We had chips and chicken nuggets and Joel had made gingerbread cookies that looked like they were professional. Evil Stevie started a tickle fight but I think I won even though he'll tell you that he won but it's Stevie so DON"T BELIEVE HIM!!! Besides, you KNOW that I'd never ever start a tickle fight, right?


After James changed me I went out to visit with some of the people on the balcony. It was really really really really cold outside on the large balcony patio so we all had blankets that we hid under out there. Also, my bear Nanuk came. He's a polar bear (hence the reason he's called Nanuk which means polar bear in Eskimo) and he wears a blue sweater and a winter hat. His photo isn't on here yet but I'll put one up sometime in the future. I stayed super late and it was wonderful!! I want there to be another get-together soon!!

Wet Pants And Golfing Triples!

Last night I went over to Daddy Denis' house and on the way over my pants got wet........but it's not because of what you think!! It was nice out when I started, just windy but when I got half-way it started to rain lots!! I was fine though because I knew that Daddy would get me out of my wet pants and into a nice warm diaper. And I was right!! I arrived at his house and Grumpy Uncle Jack was there except he WASN'T grumpy at all!! Oh, but Daddy Denis had told me that the phone was dead because it died which sometimes happens to phones but it's not sad because the phone is going to be fixed up and be okay so it's not really dead it's just not working. I was really nice because I brought them a subsitute phone!! It has eyes and is much more colorful than their phone. Daddy said that it's a really good subsitute phone but after the old phone gets fixed he's putting it in my toy box.


After dinner Uncle Jack had the three of us play hi Wii which was lots and lots of fun. We played golf and usually I'm really really really really bad at golf in real life but in this game I won!! I got lots of triple bogeys and usually getting a triple is good but not in golf because in golf triples are worse than doubles and you actually don't want any bogeys but it's okay because even though I had then for all the holes I still won because Uncle Jack and Daddy Denis kept going in the water and out of bounds and hitting trees. In real life when I've played golf a couple times I find I do better if I aim where I don't want my ball to go because then it might go where it's supposed to go. Then we played bowling but I didn't win but it was still lots and lots of fun! I even knocked down all the pins a couple times!


Uncle Jack went to bed and I played with my train set and we watched "The Smurfs" and then Daddy used a spoon and fed me some chocolate pudding which was super delicious! And when it was time to bike home there was NO rain. Of course, when I got home I was wet but my pants hadn't gotten wet because it didn't rain!! It was a super-d-duper night with lots of fun!!

-Baby Ryan

OUCH!! Shots hurt but lollipops make them better!

Today I had to go to the travel medical clinic here in Toronto to get a bunch of shots for when I go travelling and they gave me FOUR of them!! I had to get the flu shot and polio and yellow fever and something else. I hate shots because they hurt and don't feel good and needles are scary! I was disappointed too because I thought that the yellow fever one would be really bright yellow but it wasn't at all. It was just cloudy and not a neat color.


The doctor said that before we started the shots that he had a treat. He had a big container of lollipops and he said that I could choose one!!! I didn't even have to ask or anything, he just offered. I chose a red one which was super yummy. The doctor said that having sugar when you get shots is a good thing. I think that having sugar anytime is a great thing!! And Daddy Denis told me that he has LIFESAVER ice cream for later!! YAY!!!!! Anyway, then, it was time for the mean shots. I tried to be really brave and didn't cry though I did say "OUCH!!" for three of them. He gave me a second lollipop for after and it was all done!! I love travelling to different parts of the world but getting these mean shots are not fun at all. I think that they should make the shots into candy instead so they'd be wonderful. What do you think?


Anyway, I was of course padded during my visit to the clinic and it was a good thing too because I had to pee right when the nurse called me to go get my shots and if I had to go to the washroom everyone would have had to wait or I might have lost my place or someone else might have eaten my red lollipop. Being padded is the BEST way to be!!

-Baby Ryan

Bathtub Umbrella!!!

Monday night I had a super wonderful time at Daddy Denis'. I went over on my bike and we had delicious food that he cut up for me so that I wouldn't get hurt by a sharp knife. He told me all about how much he liked the play that I was in and how proud he was and what a good job he thought I did and made me feel really special. I was so happy to have him there because it was my first play ever that he's seen and it's great that he liked is so very very very very much!!


Then, it was time to get me out of the wet diaper and into a bath. Daddy put in all my bath toys and tons of bubbles and didn't make it too hot so it was perfect!! I made a tower with the foam bath blocks that went super high and had fun playing with all of the toys. They all have their own names like Stretch, Fred, Alphonse, Ti, Jack, Al, Purple Nose, Tigger, and many many others but Daddy says that he can't remember all their names which is okay because I remember them so that's fine.


I really don't like when Daddy Denis washes my hair because the soap gets in my eyes and water in my mouth and nose and I can't see and it's horrible!! He joked that I should have an umbrella. I squeeled YES and after asking and asking and begging and begging and pleading and pleading he got one and I turned on the shower and his under the umbrella!! It was like it was raining but it wasn't because it was just the shower and I wasn't getting wet but I already was because I was sitting in the tub. It was tons and tons of fun!! Then, I turned it upside down so it was a shallow pool for the toys because the tub is too deep for some of them and played with it like that. I laughed and Daddy Denis said that it looked so silly and took lots of photos.

It was a really really good night and Daddy Denis and I got to spend it there without Grumpy Uncle Jack (even though he's actually nice when he's not grumpy but it was nice to be able to spend time just with Daddy and not have to share him with Jack and so he got to talk to me and say things that he might not have talked about if Jack was there).


Anyway, I have to go to sleep now that I'm in a dry diaper. When I asked him, Daddy Denis said that lots of people probably read my blog but just don't think about leaving comments. He suggested that I tell people that I like to hear from them and maybe they'll leave comments to say what they think and that they read it so that's what I'm doing. I hope you're having a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious night and leave a comment sometime because it's nice.


-Baby Ryan

Leaking While Out!!!

Tonight I went over to Daddy Denis' and had a super time. I built a fort with my foam letters and made a window so I could see my cartoons. Daddy Denis made lasagna and then I had apple pie with ice cream!! He also had saved two episodes of "The Smurfs"!!


I'm also so excited because Daddy Denis is going to see me in a play this weekend!! He's coming to see me in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" on Sunday which is super exciting because I'm playing Rocky and it will be great!! I hope that he'll be super proud of his baby boy. I'll have to practice my part so I don't forget anything!!


My diaper was only somewhat wet when it was time to go and Daddy didn't end up putting me in a new one when I left on my bicycle to go home. Of course, I had to wet while riding before I'd gotten home twice and ended up really leaking. The entire seat of my jeans were soaked and part of the legs. I'm not sure if anyone noticed as I was going along as it was dark out but there were lights on the street and a bunch of cars and people about the streets and it was really obvious if you looked that I'd leaked. I'm glad it wasn't colder out because I would have gotten chilled from leaking.


When I got home I changed into a dry diaper for bed. Time to go curl up and fall asleep!!

The Big Toy Bin Job!!

Today when I went over to Daddy Denis' house I had a super big and important job to do. As you see from my photos, there are many toys of mine at Daddy Denis' house and he had two big blue plastic bins for the toys to go in. Before, they were in bags and a small white plastic box. He had these two big bins and my very important job was to decorate them. First, we had pizza for lunch because Grumpy Uncle Jack was asleep and sometimes when I play with toys it can be noisy and if it wakes up Grumpy Uncle Jack he can be very very very grumpy which isn't good at all.


Daddy Denis has the TV record "The Smurfs" so that when I visit there will always be two episodes which is really exciting because it's my most favorite show ever. We watched that while I ate. Then, Grumpy Uncle Jack was up but he wasn't grumpy this morning, just in a rush. After he left we carried out all the toys and spread them all over the floor so that I could organize them. I put the Legos all in one box because there's lots and lots of them and they almost fill up a WHOLE bin themselves but there's still a little more room for some and I love building things out of Legos and I think that it would be fun to build a whole fort out of Legos but I'd need a million billion more to do that!! Right now I can build a house for Auntie Jinxie (the cat).


After all the toys were in the bins (which took a while because you can't just put them in because they're fun to play with and talk to) I then got to decorate the toy bins!!! I had tons and tons of stickers. Daddy Denis had found them at dollar stores and so I had tons of fun decorating them. One one box was a pirate and smiley face theme and on the other there were two sides with outer space things like a robot and a spaceship and the other two sides had animals. Oh, and with the space stuff were tons of stars with faces on them!! I left the tops of the bins with nothing on them because Daddy Denis and I are going to look for big letters so that we can have the words "Baby Ryan's Legos" and Baby's Toy Box" on the top.


So now I have two really great toy bins that are all mine and they have tons of neat stickers decorating them. It was a really big job but I did it and Daddy Denis said that he liked how they looked and that he was proud of his baby's artistic ability!!

Don't forget to write a comment on here after you've read it because I like reading them!!

-Baby Ryan

Day of Daddy D and Scary Monsters!!

Yesterday was a super fantastic day!!  Daddy Denis came over for lunch!!  He diapered me up and then we went and made the pizza.  It was really good!  I showed him my tigger sheets on my bed and all my stuffed animals including Big Bear (who was given to me the day I was born), Ralph (who's from Australia), Little Bear (who's very very very small but very brave), my giant Tigger, Pluto, Wolfie, Nanuk (who's a polar bear), and Eliot (who's a dragon).

We all had lunch and I showed Daddy an episode of my FAVORITE show in the whole world, "The Smurfs"!!  Can you believe that he's NEVER EVER seen it before?  I couldn't so I chose one of my most favorite ones and it's called "The Purple Smurfs" and we watched it.  I'm not sure how much he enjoyed it though and I think it's because there are lots of Smurfs and they all have different names and when he watches lots and lots more with me he'll know all of them.  I can't wait to show him every episode ever!!

After Daddy left I had lots to do and then in the evening three of my friends came over.  Their names are Chrissie, Claire, and Flora.  Claire is visiting from England and has never ever done Halloween stuff because they don't have Halloween in England.  It's my favorite holiday and so we've been showing her Halloween while she's visiting this week.  On one day we drove way out into the countryside and went to three farms with corn mazes!!  One farm had three corn mazes so we actually visited five mazes.  We got so lost in them and had tons and tons of fun!!  There was also a pyramid made out of hay bales that had tunnels and it was such a crazy time and was really dark in the center and you could find ways into the other levels and it was great!!  I also made friends with a huge goat with horns who let me pet him under his chin.  The sign said to be careful of the animals because they could bite but I talked to him first and told him that I just wanted to pet him and so he let me because I'd explained things to him first.

Anyway, Claire and Flora and Chrissie came over to my place because we were going out that night and I'd decided that it would be so much better if we all went in Halloween costumes.  Claire didn't have any and Chrissie was supposed to have been finding a costume but she didn't so she said that Claire and I could dress her in whatever we wanted.  I made Claire into a vampire and we made Chrissie into an 80's call-girl.  You see, I've never ever seen Chrissie in a dress or in make-up.  Oh, we were going to Screemers which is at the CNE (Canadian Nat'l Exhibition grounds) and they'd created SIX super scary haunted houses.  I get scared easily so I decided to go as something scary so that I could scare the monsters in the haunted houses before they scared me.  I had a REAL sailor suit and so I dressed in that and then Flora did AMAZING scary make-up that made it look like I was really really dead!  My face was pale, my eyes had red and then dark around them and it looked like I had wounds with blood coming out of it and my ears, nose, and the side of my mouth.  I was SUPER scary!!!!!  Flora couldn't come with us but she loved doing our make-up and having dinner.  

We went to Screemers and it was super scary but still fun (even though I screamed a lot).  Oh, did you know that in a real sailor suit you have THIRTEEN buttons on the front of the pants to undo if you wanted to use the bathroom.  Claire and Chrissie didn't know I was padded but I did and it was a good thing because I would have never made it through unbuttoning all those buttons, especially after being scared so much!!  There was this one maze and Claire and I were holding hands because we were really scared and we'd made Chrissie go first because she's braver and her hair was huge and so we thought that the monsters wouldn't see us through her hair.  Then, from a hole a super scary monster came at us with a really really loud chainsaw that was ON!!  Claire and I screamed and started to run backwards and tripped over a haybale and fell on the ground and I was crawling backwards and he was coming at us and then went for another person who rounded the corner Claire and I yelled "RUN!!!!!!!!!"  and Chrissie followed us and she was LAUGHING at us!!  It was a scary but fun night.  I also really liked riding the subway and street car because people wouldn't notice me at first but when they did they'd jump and then say how great I looked.  One person said "Oh my god!!  That looks great!  Umm.....it's not real, is it, because if so you need to get to the hospital.  Are you okay?"  I had such a good time with my costume, though the monsters still scared me a lot.  

When we got home Claire and I had to watch an episode of "Fraggle Rock" before bed so that we wouldn't have nightmares.  Chrissie had gone to sleep in the main room on the air mattress already and then Claire went to sleep on the futon after we watched it and I went to sleep in my room on my bed with Big Bear to protect me.  No monsters got me in the night which was good.  I love Halloween!!

Breakfast and DESSERT!!!!

Today I got up early and took off my night-time diaper, took a shower, put on a dry diaper, and headed off to see Daddy D for breakfast. I had eggs with smoked salmon and fries and then, since I ate my whole plate, Daddy D said that I could have dessert!! YAY!!!! At the restaurant place there is a bakery inside the restaurant and they have TONS of desserts!! There are cheesecakes, pies, cakes, cookies, brownies and tons and tons more!! I had key lime cheesecake. It's like having two desserts at once: cheesecake AND key lime pie!! After I bent over to unlock my bike outside on the sidewalk and Daddy D saw the diaper when my shirt came up when I was bending over. He said that it was good that I was in my diaper. Of course, by that time it was soggy.


I was sad when I left because I'm going away for a while so I won't be seeing Daddy D in Toronto for a while. I'm only back for 40 hours late this month and then not here at all until September around the 21st. That is like FOREVER!! Of course, I will be having lots of adventures in the meantime and Daddy D was happy when I told him I'd send postcards of where I was! I have to run now because my flight leaves super super super early and my packing is almost done!! Good night everyone and I will write again eventually. Oh, and leave comments because I love to read them!!