Wet Pants And Golfing Triples!

Last night I went over to Daddy Denis' house and on the way over my pants got wet........but it's not because of what you think!! It was nice out when I started, just windy but when I got half-way it started to rain lots!! I was fine though because I knew that Daddy would get me out of my wet pants and into a nice warm diaper. And I was right!! I arrived at his house and Grumpy Uncle Jack was there except he WASN'T grumpy at all!! Oh, but Daddy Denis had told me that the phone was dead because it died which sometimes happens to phones but it's not sad because the phone is going to be fixed up and be okay so it's not really dead it's just not working. I was really nice because I brought them a subsitute phone!! It has eyes and is much more colorful than their phone. Daddy said that it's a really good subsitute phone but after the old phone gets fixed he's putting it in my toy box.


After dinner Uncle Jack had the three of us play hi Wii which was lots and lots of fun. We played golf and usually I'm really really really really bad at golf in real life but in this game I won!! I got lots of triple bogeys and usually getting a triple is good but not in golf because in golf triples are worse than doubles and you actually don't want any bogeys but it's okay because even though I had then for all the holes I still won because Uncle Jack and Daddy Denis kept going in the water and out of bounds and hitting trees. In real life when I've played golf a couple times I find I do better if I aim where I don't want my ball to go because then it might go where it's supposed to go. Then we played bowling but I didn't win but it was still lots and lots of fun! I even knocked down all the pins a couple times!


Uncle Jack went to bed and I played with my train set and we watched "The Smurfs" and then Daddy used a spoon and fed me some chocolate pudding which was super delicious! And when it was time to bike home there was NO rain. Of course, when I got home I was wet but my pants hadn't gotten wet because it didn't rain!! It was a super-d-duper night with lots of fun!!

-Baby Ryan

OUCH!! Shots hurt but lollipops make them better!

Today I had to go to the travel medical clinic here in Toronto to get a bunch of shots for when I go travelling and they gave me FOUR of them!! I had to get the flu shot and polio and yellow fever and something else. I hate shots because they hurt and don't feel good and needles are scary! I was disappointed too because I thought that the yellow fever one would be really bright yellow but it wasn't at all. It was just cloudy and not a neat color.


The doctor said that before we started the shots that he had a treat. He had a big container of lollipops and he said that I could choose one!!! I didn't even have to ask or anything, he just offered. I chose a red one which was super yummy. The doctor said that having sugar when you get shots is a good thing. I think that having sugar anytime is a great thing!! And Daddy Denis told me that he has LIFESAVER ice cream for later!! YAY!!!!! Anyway, then, it was time for the mean shots. I tried to be really brave and didn't cry though I did say "OUCH!!" for three of them. He gave me a second lollipop for after and it was all done!! I love travelling to different parts of the world but getting these mean shots are not fun at all. I think that they should make the shots into candy instead so they'd be wonderful. What do you think?


Anyway, I was of course padded during my visit to the clinic and it was a good thing too because I had to pee right when the nurse called me to go get my shots and if I had to go to the washroom everyone would have had to wait or I might have lost my place or someone else might have eaten my red lollipop. Being padded is the BEST way to be!!

-Baby Ryan

Bathtub Umbrella!!!

Monday night I had a super wonderful time at Daddy Denis'. I went over on my bike and we had delicious food that he cut up for me so that I wouldn't get hurt by a sharp knife. He told me all about how much he liked the play that I was in and how proud he was and what a good job he thought I did and made me feel really special. I was so happy to have him there because it was my first play ever that he's seen and it's great that he liked is so very very very very much!!


Then, it was time to get me out of the wet diaper and into a bath. Daddy put in all my bath toys and tons of bubbles and didn't make it too hot so it was perfect!! I made a tower with the foam bath blocks that went super high and had fun playing with all of the toys. They all have their own names like Stretch, Fred, Alphonse, Ti, Jack, Al, Purple Nose, Tigger, and many many others but Daddy says that he can't remember all their names which is okay because I remember them so that's fine.


I really don't like when Daddy Denis washes my hair because the soap gets in my eyes and water in my mouth and nose and I can't see and it's horrible!! He joked that I should have an umbrella. I squeeled YES and after asking and asking and begging and begging and pleading and pleading he got one and I turned on the shower and his under the umbrella!! It was like it was raining but it wasn't because it was just the shower and I wasn't getting wet but I already was because I was sitting in the tub. It was tons and tons of fun!! Then, I turned it upside down so it was a shallow pool for the toys because the tub is too deep for some of them and played with it like that. I laughed and Daddy Denis said that it looked so silly and took lots of photos.

It was a really really good night and Daddy Denis and I got to spend it there without Grumpy Uncle Jack (even though he's actually nice when he's not grumpy but it was nice to be able to spend time just with Daddy and not have to share him with Jack and so he got to talk to me and say things that he might not have talked about if Jack was there).


Anyway, I have to go to sleep now that I'm in a dry diaper. When I asked him, Daddy Denis said that lots of people probably read my blog but just don't think about leaving comments. He suggested that I tell people that I like to hear from them and maybe they'll leave comments to say what they think and that they read it so that's what I'm doing. I hope you're having a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious night and leave a comment sometime because it's nice.


-Baby Ryan