Peter Pan And The SMURFS!!!!!

Guess what????? Grumpy Uncle Jack was super super super NOT grumpy the other day when I went to visit and in fact he was super super nice cause he had a PRESENT all for me!!!! Guess what it was? He downloaded TWO discs full of Smurf episodes!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love the Smurfs and I never ever ever thought that he'd give me a present like this!!! I got changed into a dry diaper and watched some of them and they were WONDERFUL!! YAY FOR THE SMURFS!!!

Also, his boyfriend Alain gave me some Easter chocolates and a stuffed animal leopard that his kids used to have but they no longer played with. He's needing to go to Mrs. Julie the stuffed animal doctor who fixed Chester cause he has two holes but he's really really really soft and cuddly though even though he's supposed to be a ferocious leopard, he's actually afraid of lots of things but it's okay cause Chester has already made friends with him and protects him from anything that scares him. I'm glad that they're friends cause EVERYONE needs a good friend to help them through fears and scary stuff and things that make you cry.


Last week I went to Chicago and friends took me to see "Peter Pan" which is one of my favoritest stories EVER!!! If you go to www.360ents.com you can see a video about the show and it shows you just how cool it was but not completely cause it is even better seeing it LIVE!!! It was in a huge tent and the scenery was projected onto the tent which made you feel like you were there, especially with the flying over London cause they flew around churches and Big Ben and under arches and past buildings and over the river and you felt like you were flying, especially one lady who at intermission said that she almost got motion sickness from it even though the seats didn't ACTUALLY move!! They all flew all over the place and it was really exciting and the pirates were only a little scary but it was funny when Captain Hook got scared by the crocodile!!

My friends Kirsten and Jon say that I'm like Peter Pan cause they say that I haven't changed how I look since our highschool yearbooks and they say that I'm like Peter Pan or Dorian Grey cause of that but that I'm like Peter Pan more cause he's always playing and is mischievous and like a kid and that's ME!! Last time I saw Kirsten and Jon we saw a play called "Dorian Grey" that one of their friends was in and Dorian wasn't nice to people at all!! He was mean and he was like Peter Pan cause he didn't ever get any older but he acted more like Captain Hook because he was cruel and hurt people and wasn't fun or nice. I like Peter Pan much better cause he gets to fly too!!! If ANY of you are in Chicago you just have to see Peter Pan!!! IT'S INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Okay, I have to go to sleeps now cause I'm seeing Daddy Denis and Uncle Jack and Jinxie and Radar and Buzz and Chester and Pinkie and Bumblebee and the Leopard (who I need to find out his name) and all the other toys and maybe Alaine too!!!! Good night and don't forget to leave comments cause they're super fun to read and Daddy Denis reads them too when he looks at my blog so write lots and lots and lots and lots of comments PLEASE!!!!

My Very First Toronto Littles' Play Date!!!!

In April I went to my very first Toronto Littles' Play Date. My friend, Dumpling, had told me about it and so I joined Fetlife and found the group and talked with Seven to find out where the playdate was happening. It was a ways away from my place so I got padded, grabbed my ipod with lots of Disney songs on it, and hopped on my bicycle for the 20 kilometer ride to there. Along the way I picked up a bag of oreos too since when you meet new people it's good to bring something that they'll like. Dumpling wasn't going so I didn't think I'd know anyone there but I always love meeting new friends.


I finally made it and locked up my bike and found the right door. I was greeted by a little barking ball of fur! S**** has a really nice and silly dog. Simba, my stuffed animal from Disney, wanted to play but the dog wasn't too sure of him. I got on my carebear shortalls and met everyone there and got a surprise. A friend that I met from the last munch was there and at the munch she had a stuffed green dragon. Of course, she called it an evil creature but he was cuddly and nice to me. Anyway, there were lots of new people to meet and make friends with and LOTS of delicious snacks including the cupcakes that Seven made. The bestest part about the cupcakes was that there were TONS and TONS of icing and candies to decorate them with. I had lots of fun decorating and everyone liked how I made them.


Then, we had bubbles so we went into the backyard and had lots of fun making bubbles and dancing about and popping them!! Even the dog had fun popping the bubbles. The group was about half boys and half girls and everyone got along and were lots of fun. One person even had driven all the way from Montreal and was going to drive all the way home that night. That made me feel that my long bike ride wasn't THAT long!


J**** is a new friend who I met at the play date and he'd brought lots of sugar packages and so the three of us had lots of sugar and got really energetic and had fun bouncing and being silly! Then, when we got tired it was time for a movie and coloring books. We watched Despicable Me but I fell asleep while sucking on my pacifier cause I'd had a big day. Before leaving, Seven gave me some Easter playdough and some eggs filled with candies. Then, I changed my wet diaper into a dry one before biking home listening to more Disney songs. I had a super-fun time at the Toronto Littles' Play Date and definitely want to go to many more of them and see all my new friends again and meet more for sure!!

Daddy Denis the SUPERHERO!!!

Did you know that Daddy Denis is a SUPERHERO???? I was super smart cause I figured it out all on my own!! He ONLY goes to work at night and stays there all night and says that he keeps a look-out for bad people who aren't supposed to be there. When does Batman and Darkwing Duck and the Gargoyles and Spiderman and tons and tons of others all work? They only work at night and they stop bad guys!!!! My Daddy says that he does security work but that's exactly what ALL the superheros do!!! They all work at night being the security for the city against scary bad guys and super villains. I wonder how many times a month Daddy Denis saves Toronto and the world.........I bet it's TONS!!! I wonder what his super powers are........


I think that he is hiding his superhero costume somewhere so that no one knows which superhero he is. I really want to find it so sometime I'll have to start searching for it. I'll have to talk it over with Radar and Chester and Buzz and all the other toys and they'll have to start looking for his superhero costume too. Of course, I probably won't be allowed to tell you what superhero he is cause superheros aren't supposed to let the world know which superhero they are but I am so happy that Daddy Denis is a superhero!! It's not EVERY baby boy who has a superhero for a daddy!!! And now I know why he never does Halloween!! He dresses up in a costume five nights a week!!!


I wonder what Daddy Denis' superhero name is.........Super Daddy, banisher of all closet monsters?........The Padded Patrol, keeping boys diapered and safe?........The Red Batter (cause he loved baseball).........WHAT DO YOU THINK MY DADDY'S SUPERHERO NAME COULD BE???? I really want to know what it is!!!!! Do you think it will be written on his superhero costume? I hope that it is cause then when I found his superhero uniform I'd know what his superhero name is!! Having a daddy who's a superhero and wanting to know his superhero name and costume is really frustrating, especially if you are a little boy with not so many patience!!


Let me know what you think for sure!! It's a mystery and I'm super curious!!! I can't wait to find out Daddy Denis' secret identity!! It is very very very very very very very exciting!!!

The night I made a ROBOT that Talked!!!!!!

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I am back in Toronto and the weather is so COLD!! It's a good thing that my diapers are thick otherwise I'd freeze. It SNOWED yesterday and it was super cold and it snowed and sleeted and slushed and hailed and was crazy. I heard that there is this thing called global warming which sounds good to me cause that means that it would be warm here and then maybe Mickey Mouse will move Disneyworld to Toronto which would be super-exciting but with it being so cold I don't think that it's going to happen soon.


Over the weekend I had tons of fun!! On Saturday I went to the munch here in Toronto. The munch is where many ABDL's come to a pub and we all get together and meet and have a great time and lots of the time everyone goes to someone's house after food which is fun! I was a little late to the munch but that was okay cause no one had gotten food yet and we had a bunch of tables put all together. I had sweet potato fries which are WONDERFUL cause they are bright orange and they are sweet which is like dessert and they're fun to eat. There were lots of new people there including one person who wore a special shirt with sparkly stars on it and I like things that sparkle cause they're neat to see!


After, Ricky invited us to his place and his place is always so much fun. Did you know that his bed is a RACE CAR?? It's super neat!! His Daddy was there but was feeling super tired so he talked to me for a while and then went to bed but the exciting thing is that they invited me to visit them at the farm sometime on a weekend which will be wonderful cause one of my favorite things is building forts and building them outside is even better!! And his Daddy said that costumes are very recommended so I have to figure out which ones to wear!!! Peter Pan? Robin Hood? Diapered Egyptian Pharaoh? A different one? What do you think I should dress as for a costume???? Let me know what you think!!!!!


Partway through the evening some of us built a GIANT tower that actually touched the CEILING!! Of course, it was tons of fun to build but even MORE fun for me to knock down and have it make a gigantic CRASH!!!! Then, my good friend Dumpling and I were playing and we came up with the idea of building him roller skates and then I kept building them more and more around him until the blocks were up his whole leg and then his diaper and then stomach and then chest and he was my ROBOT!! I made a robot and he talked and laughed and I've always wanted a robot!! Of course, it wasn't a real robot since it was Dumpling inside the robot blocks and he just looked like a robot but it was wonderful to make it and PRETEND that he was a robot. OF course, eventually after it was up to his head and we took pictures and everyone came in to see we had to let him out of being a robot cause if he'd stayed a robot forever he couldn't have gotten his diaper changed which would have been a huge problem cause it would have eventually leaked and made the blocks smelly and that would have been sad.


It was a super-wonderful and amazing night and I can't wait for the next brunch!!! I don't want it to be NEXT MONTH!! Tell it to come NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby visits Daddy Denis!!

I'm back in Toronto after travelling and seeing all the animals in Africa!! I was so excited to see Daddy Denis when I went over for an overnight visit the other day after getting back. He greeted me at the door with a big hug for his baby boy and changed my diaper right away. I found Jinxie right away too and gave her lots of attention too and she didn't even try to run away!! All the toys were super excited to see me. They said that they hadn't gotten to play in FOREVER and so they were very very very excited to see me too!! I got out Buzz, Radar, Bumblebee, Pinky, and Chester to watch some SMURFS during lunch.


Daddy wanted to see ALL my photos from my trip and there were lots and lots and lots and LOTS of them but he wanted to see them all and hear all the stories about my travels. Daddy Denis laughed about some of the adventures with the animals like when I played red light green light with the giraffe or when our car wouldn't start after watching the lions eating an antelope and we had to wait for help while the eight lions ate and slept, sometimes less than a meter from me!!


There was a BIG change at Daddy Denis' apartment since I went away. Grumpy Uncle Jack got a boyfriend who speaks lots of French and had never met a baby like me before but is very friendly and doesn't mind me being the little kid that we all know I am in front of him too. He's super nice and Grumpy Uncle Jack isn't as grumpy because he has someone who loves him which is wonderful!!


Before dinner Daddy Denis put me in a bubble bath with all the bath toys. The bath toys and I had tons of fun playing pirate ship in the tub!! Two of the toys that can squirt water were the cannons and the fishing rod toy was the anchor and the dinosaurs were the pirates with me as the captain and since pirates ALWAYS have a parrot I had the little rubber ducky be the parrot on my shoulder. Also, I was better than Captain Hook for he had a hook on his hand but I had a CROCODILE instead of a hook which is the bestest!! Of course, since pirates never follow rules and cause trouble while I was playing pirate Daddy Denis came in and so the water cannons went off and the pirates and me attacked with water and Daddy Denis and the washroom got all wet. Then, I realized that I might get in trouble so I hid behind the shower curtain. Thankfully the dinner timer went off and so I didn't get a spanking which is really really really really super lucky cause spankings really hurt and are not fun at all!!


Daddy Denis had a surprise for me and so he took me to see the stage show "Billy Eliot". Of course, to be sure that I wouldn't have an accident at the theatre (which would be really embarrassing) he put me in a very thick diaper with a stuffer. The musical was so much fun and there was lots of dancing and singing and I had such a great time and love the theatre especially when Daddy Denis brings me. Also, being diapered at the theatre is the bestest cause you never have to wait in line for the washroom and you get to have all the juice and water you want and you can just wet your diaper whenever and there are no worries. I think that if everyone was smart then they'd ALL wear diapers for sure!!


We got home and Uncle Jack had downloaded the super scary movie called "SCREAM" cause he heard that I hadn't seen it and so we watched it which was really really really really REALLY scary!! Even Radar, Buzz, and Chester were scared!! Daddy had to have me watch a happy Smurf episode after so that I wouldn't have nightmares from it. There are MORE movies that are after SCREAM that Uncle Jack says I have to see before SCREAM 4 which is in theatres soon. It was really scary and that was with all the lights on and Daddy Denis and all the toys to protect me. Daddy Denis put me to bed in a thick and dry watsshool


I woke up the next morning with a diaper that needed to be changed and then Daddy Denis read me a story which was really special time. I played and built a GIANT lego tower but then it was time to go. It was so very very very very big!! Then it was time to go which was sad cause it went by so fast. I spent 36 hours at Daddy Denis' place and it was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!! I can't wait to visit Daddy Denis again and again and again and again!!

Baby Ryan in Ethiopia!!!

HELLO EVERYONE!!!


It’s Baby Ryan and I’m writing my LAST blog from Africa cause I have to start heading home soon because I miss my Daddy Denis and while real animals are great they don’t let you hug them like you can with stuffed animals and I forgot my pacifier on this trip and my thumb is getting sore from sucking it all night instead of my paci!!


Last blog I talked all about eating with my hands here in Ethiopia and getting all messy which is lots of fun and I’ve been doing that lots since I wrote my last blog. I also learned that they make AVACADO JUICE here which looks really funny cause it’s slime green but it tastes neat and looks even better when you play with it!!I accidentally got some of the food in my hair the other day but it was okay cause I needed a bath anyway cause it’s really dusty and you get dirty lots.


I went to Gondor which is neat cause it has lots and lots and lots of castles which are super fun to explore.It’s like a maze with towers and secret passages and it’s like a GIANT fort!! I liked it lots and want to go play in more sometime! I also went to a place called Lalibela which is really high in the mountains and there are churches that are carved from the rock but the best part is that there are lots of places to play including a really really really dark tunnel that is scary except when you’re pretending you’re a dragon because dragons like caves and aren’t scared of anything, especially the dark!! I also got to ride all the way up a mountain on a mule. Her name was Testa which means happiness in Ethiopian but I think it should have meant speedy cause she always wanted to be first and would run ahead with me on her until we lost sight of everyone else but she was really smart cause she never lost her way and always knew how to get there! She liked to be petted behind her ears and on her neck and I talked to her and she was really soft and cuddly.


Of course, she reminded me of my soft and cuddly stuffed animals like Radar and Big Bear and Ralph and so I will be heading home soon to cuddle with them and give Jinxie a big hug but Daddy Denis will get the BIGGEST hug for sure!!!!! My plane stops in Paris on the way for a couple days which is okay cause there are LOTS of desserts there and Africa doesn’t have many desserts so I have to get chocolate for sure!!! Anyway, don’t forget to comment cause it will be really great to read them when I get home on April 1st!!!!!! BYE!!!!!!!

-Baby Ryan

Monkeys and Eating AB-style in AFRICA!!!

I’m still exploring Africa here and got to play with LOTS AND LOTS of monkeys while I was in Rwanda. I like the name Rwanda cause it sounds like baby talk but it isn’t and it’s fun to say and there are tons of monkeys here in Rwanda. The forest that I went into to find the monkeys was really steep and it was like an obstacle course to go through it with lots of vines and trees and the ground was like a slip-n-slide except super super super steep with lots of mud and flowers too and so I got super muddy but it was okay cause it was bound to happen with it being like that. The monkeys were fun and I have two favorites!! The chimpanzees were fun because they make really loud sounds and hooted and screamed and were wonderful. They watched me as they picked bugs out of each other’s fur on a branch and then the big one screamed and they all went out of the trees and marched really really close to me so they were almost a meter from me which was great!! The others that I liked were called colobus monkeys and they like to jump and swing and climb trees and are like acrobats from the circus except they don’ t live in the circus.


Right now I’m in Ethiopia and ate Ethiopian food lots and the great thing about that is that you can eat and make a mess and it’s okay cause EVERYONE does because in Ethiopia there are NO spoons and NO knives and NO forks and so you are SUPPOSED to eat with your hands!! It’s super fun!!!!!!!!!!! Every AB should go to eat Ethiopian food cause it’s super delicious and some of the things look like baby food and you eat with your hands!! I love it!!


I have to go to bed now because I’m going to a place in Ethiopia tomorrow morning that is called the Camelot of Ethiopia cause there are castles there and it doesn’t look like Africa but it is!! Don’t forget to comment on here cause I love seeing comments and reading them and writing back!!! HUGS!!!