Baby Ryan's animals in AFRICA!!!!!!

I'm still travelling in Africa with the animals and today I am in Tanzania and today I went to this place and got to have lots of fun seeing animals.  There were lots of monkeys running about and swinging from trees and one even ran into the bathroom and someone that was in there screamed and that's just ANOTHER reason why diapers are better than using the bathroom!!  If you wear diapers no monkeys will attack while you're on the toilet cause you don't use the toilet, right?  The monkeys were so much fun and I ran about with them and they made noises and I made noises back at them and it was great!!

Actually, so many of the animals here could definitely use diapers because they poop and go pee-pee everywhere and if it's an elephant or a rhino doing it there can be a big mess.  Of course, some of the animals would get mad and it could be bad if you tried to diaper them because they could charge or sit on you and rhinos have really sharp horns so I think that I'll let some really brave daddy have that job if he wants it.  Little boys like me should do dangerous things like that!!

Anyway, today I was exploring this place called Lake Manyara and found three lions asleep in a TREE!!  This was really exciting because it's one of the ONLY places where lions climb and live in trees lots of the time.  Of course, most lions don't do that and that's why Simba and Mufasa and mean Scar all lived on the ground but these lions like the trees and so I think they're acrobat lions!  Of course, Jinxie (Daddy Denis and Grumpy Uncle Jack's cat) isn't like these cats cause she doesn't like to climb things.  Maybe when I get home I can teach her and then she and I can go tree climbing together and then someday visit Africa and since she's a cat too she can introduce me to the lions and it will be fun.  I'll have to ask Daddy Denis if we can do that.

I have to go to sleep now cause it's late here and there are so many more things that are exciting to do tomorrow and the next tomorrow and the next tomorrow too!!

Oh, I almost forgot to ask!!!  What is your favoritest African animal? I think that mine is the girraffe cause they're really tall like a dinosaur and they have really neat designs on them and they run really fast and they are friendly and whenever I see them they usually walk closer (not like some of the animals that like to walk AWAY) and they also a few times let me get really close and they pose for photos and they's super super tall like taller than trees!!  Of course, my favoritest animal in Africa changes lots so tomorrow it might be different.  What's yours??

Baby Ryan in AFRICA!!!

HI from AFRICA!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s right!! Baby Ryan is travelling all about Africa right now and it’s so much fun!! I just was in this place that is like a zoo except the animals aren’t in pens and there are no walkways or zoo keepers or cages and the animals all walk around because this is where they live before they decide to go to work in the zoo for their job. I can understand why some of the animals would want to have their job in the zoo cause the lions and leopards sometimes eat the other animals which wouldn’t be fun to be eaten so it makes sense for them to go work in a zoo but I think that most of the animals would have more fun here.

Did you know that some of the cats here like the lions and the leopards (not like Uncle Jack’s cat Jinxie) like to climb trees? They also know how to get down cause they’re big cats and big cats know those types of things. While we were exploring the other day in a big car we came around a corner and there were TWENTY-FIVE ELEPHANTS coming towards us and they didn’t stop!! The driver backed up and kept backing up and they kept coming and coming and then the big queen elephant in the front charged and they all charged and we went as fast as the car would go backwards and escaped but it was so much fun and I was laughing and I want to do that again and again and again and AGAIN!!

I also when I first got here went under the water with lots and lots of sharks. I was in a cage with the scary sharks that are called great white sharks but I don’t know why they’re called white cause they have lots of grey too. They came super-close to the cage and some people were scared but I wasn’t TOO scared cause I was in a cage and I think they would have gone for this girl who was super super super scared because she panicked. I also went scuba diving with other sharks in an underwater forest but they were nice sharks and not scary sharks and there were five kinds that I saw which was great! There are monkeys looking at me and making faces and I’m making faces back at them right now but I have to go because I want to explore more but I wanted to write something on my blog since have been away and am still away but wanted to say hi to everyone and, if you want, I’ll say hi to the animals for you!!!

Baby's Travels!!

Yesterday before I went to visit Daddy Denis I posted a new video of me on Youtube. Daddy says that he's so proud of his boy and that I'm like a movie star with my own show. I love travelling and pretend to be a reporter person like on the TV and talk all about where I am and it's lots of fun. They're only 3-4 minutes for each episode which is good because babies like me don't have that long of an attention span (unless it's a Disney movie or building with blocks)!!


If you go to http://www.youtube.com/user/blondboyjared#p/c/C762F3A5FBE40C27/0/DYiKJ3QSJQY you can watch the ones that I've made so far!!!


I actually made them all by myself with editing them and i like dancing to the song in my diapers at home!! My bear Ralph says that he wants me to do one about where he comes from which is Australia. He likes the newest one which is of New Zealand because it's CLOSE to where he's from though. Anyway, let me know what you think of them cause I worked super super super super SUPER hard making them!!! Daddy Denis shows all of them to Uncle Jack and Jinxie and he says that I should show them to more people so now I am!! Daddy says it's sad when I'm away and traveling and exploring new places but it's great when I come home with pictures, stories, and eventually a video too!!!

Disney Games at Daddy's!!

Two yesterdays ago I went to visit Daddy Denis and Grumpy Uncle Jack for the whole day. I arrived at lunch time and had to be really really quiet because Uncle Jack was asleep. Daddy changed my diapers put me in one of my favorite onesies, the one that's blue and has whales and dolphins on it!! I love water and swimming and playing with the animals and fish and that's why I love this onesie! Of course, blue is my favoritest color ever so that is great too!!


Anyway, I'd brought a game that's called "Disney Scene-It" and I'd never ever ever played it before and neither had Uncle Jack or Daddy Denis and so I was very very very excited to play it. The game didn't have any pieces to mark where you were so I had brought three Smurfs for us. I used Baby Smurf who was hugging a bear that looks just like Radar, Daddy Denis used the baseball Smurf because he LOVES baseball and Uncle Jack used Grumpy Smurf because he is grumpy sometimes but not that night which was good!! I'd put all my Disney character toys on the table too so they could watch and the toys liked that a lot because it made them feel special.


In the game you have to answer questions about Disney films and there is a DVD in the TV that sometimes you have to use and it will show you pictures and scenes and ask you questions on there. Lots of the movies I'd seen but there were some Disney films that I'd never heard about in my whole life!! Daddy Denis and Uncle Jack said that I'm the Disney expert because I won BOTH of the times we played. Everyone had lots of fun and it was a great time! I want to play it again and again and again and again and again!!!


Tomorrow I'm going over to Daddy Denis' house at dinner time and I have a surprise for him but I'm not going to say what it is on here because he'll look and read and then he'll know what it is and then it won't be a surprise at all which would be sad. I'll write and tell you all what it is AFTER I give it to him cause he's going to really like it and think it's super special cause it's really thoughtful and perfect!! I'm all padded and am off to bed cause I'm sleepy and have a busy day tomorrow with lots and lots to do!! Night!!!!

Baby's Christmas from Daddy Denis!!!!!

Daddy and I had Christmas late because I was away and he surprised me with so many presents!! It was like Christmas and birthday and another Christmas all together!!! I got two pacifiers that are the most perfectest size and one is blue and green and the other is orange and yellow!! Daddy Denis said that I could keep one at his place and one at my place so that I'd never be without one. When I go to sleep sucking on it I love it!! In the morning it's right next to my pillow where it fell out of my mouth during the night.


He also got me a brand new onesie that it super special because it is blue which is my most favoritest color and it has polar bears on it like my bear Nanuk and snowflakes and it fits so good and is soft and great!! Oh, and Auntie Jinxie the cat thinks it's great too!! She let me hold her for even longer than normal when I was wearing it.


He also gave me two really special stuffed animals!!! One is Dumbo and I sleep with that one at my house and he has really big ears for flying all around my room and a little yellow hat and flies all over the place but is very quiet just like in the movie!! The other was the Cheshire Cat from "Alice in Wonderland" and he has a HUGE HUMONGOUS and GIGANTIC smile and is purple and pink!!! He lives at Daddy Denis' house because I wanted him there to play with and also since he is a cat he can keep Jinxie company even though she doesn't smile like he does because she's always hiding under the pillow but maybe the Cheshire Cat will be friends with her and she'll be happier and not afraid of people as much and maybe she'll smile more because smiling is fun!


Daddy Denis also got me a t-shirt with my second most favorite Sesame Street character on it who's called Elmo and it fits great and looks great and it's wonderful!!!! Oh, and he had candies too and he wrote LOTS AND LOTS more in the story that is ALL ABOUT ME!!!! We had story time and he read it to me and it is so exciting because it's all about me and I'm the main character and it's like being a star like Peter Pan who has stories and books all about him!!! Of course, Peter Pan flies in his story and I don't fly in Daddy Denis' story about me but I get to wear diapers and Peter Pan didn't so I like being me in the story tons!!!!!!


Oh, don't worry cause I got Daddy Denis a bunch of things too and he really liked them because they were super thoughtful and he said he wouldn't have gotten them for himself because he never seems to shop for himself but I do because they made him smile and it's great when you make your daddy smile because then all is wonderful!!


Daddy Denis said that it's great that more people are commenting on my blogs now because it means that more people are reading them and said that now I get to see what everyone thinks of them and he gets to read what they say too and he said that sometimes the comments make him laugh so put down more comments to make Daddy Denis laugh and smile and to say hi to me!!!!!!!!!!!

Super Special Story Time!!

This week Daddy Denis came over to my place and we had croissants with jam and hot chocolates for breakfast. I gave him a diapered holiday piano concert. I love to play the piano and have been working super-d-duper hard on the Christmas pieces and I played eleven for him while he had hot chocolate. He never stopped smiling the WHOLE time and said that I did a really good job. They're not easy songs because there are TONS of notes in both hands and they jump all about and change keys (not piano keys but like from the key of B-flat Major to D major, those keys!) and also I like to make the pieces my own by adding things that I just feel like and making it sounds better and more me. It's lots and lots and lots of fun. I can sit down at the piano and start playing and unless I look at my watch tons and tons and tons of time can go by like it was nothing!!


Also, there was something really really really exciting at story time!! Daddy Denis is writing a story all about ME!!! That's right!! I've always wanted a story written about me and now he's writing one. He said that it's going to be very very long which I think is great because that means that it will be like a real book where I'm the main character!! I'm not going to tell you anything about it because that wouldn't be fair to Daddy Denis to tell you what happens in the story because then you might not read it. He said that he hopes to have the first draft done by early January when I'll be back from being away for the holidays. I'm really excited because it will be like a Christmas present WAY after Christmas!! He read me the pages he'd written so far and they were really good!! I was jumping up and down all excited when he first told me he was writing a story about me!! I can't wait to hear the rest of it when he writes it!!


I have to go to bed now because I have to get up in the morning so I'll TRY to write another blog tomorrow telling you about what I gave Daddy Denis for Christmas and what he got me!! Oh, and Daddy Denis says that LOTS of people read my blogs but don't put comments but tell him things about my blog and I always tell him I want them to leave comments so that I know what they say too because he doesn't remember what EVERY person says so he said to write here that they all should leave comments so I am writing it here because it's fun to read them and it would be like an early Christmas present, right? Have a good night! I am all padded for bed! Time to climb in bed with Big Bear and go to sleep!

Padded to see the magic voice man!!

Last week I went over to Daddy Denis' and is was for the WHOLE day and night because we were going to see Andre-Philippe Gagnon. Of course, when we went out I was padded in a thick diaper under my jeans. We went on the subway all the way to the theatre. My diaper was an abena and those are wonderful! They fit great, hold lots, and crinkle some. When I sat down at the theatre in my seat I loved hearing, very quietly, the hint of crinkling and feeling the thick padding between my legs. I'd wet a little bit already when we got there because it was a long subway ride.


Andre-Philippe Gagnon was really really really talented. He's called a master impersonator for he can imitate almost anyones voice in the whole world. Before we went, Daddy Denis had shown me a clip on youtube of him doing the song "We Are The World" and it was amazing!! He sang with so many voices. It's like there are tons of people inside of him and their voices come out of him but it's just him and he's amazing! It was a really really really really fun show.


When it was all over and time to go my diaper was rather wet because I'd wet while watching the show - two hours is a long time for a boy like me to go! Daddy Denis was hungry and so we stopped at McDonald's and he gave me a happy meal. The food at McDonald's doesn't taste really good but the toys are fun. I don't know why adults go to Mcdonald's because the ONLY reason to go there is to get the toys. It's just another thing that adults do that don't make sense. I also don't understand why adults like coffee. It tastes HORRIBLE!! Hot chocolate is SO much better!! Anyway, the toy was Megamind in his robot. You push a secret button and Megamind flies out. I had fun playing with that all the way home!


As soon as we got home, Daddy Denis drew me a bubble bath because he said that I needed to get washed up before being put in a dry diaper. I played with all my toys and then decided I didn't want my hair washed. I don't like the water in my eyes and the soap and having to keep my eyes closed and not being able to see and having to stop playing and get my hair washed. It's horrible! Daddy Denis said that I HAD to get my hair washed but I decided to be a bad boy. I filled up some toys with water and squirted Daddy Denis and got him all wet but it didn't work because he STILL washed my hair. Thankfully, Uncle Jack came home and was in such a grumpy mood that Daddy Denis forgot all about me being bad and getting him all wet and so I didn't get punished which was really good because it would have been even worse to have had my hair washed AND gotten punished!!


I played with toys and built a tower that reached way up high, even higher than I'd ever made before!! Then, it was time for bed. It was another super night!!!

-Baby Ryan